Secretary: "Mr president Condoleeza rice is here to see you"
Bush: "Good send her in"
Secretary: "Yessir"
Condie: "Good morning, Mr. President"
Bush: "Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. Whats happening?"
Condie: "Well Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader of China"
Bush: "Great Condie. Lay it on me."
Condie: "Mr. President. Hu is the new leader of China."
Bush: "Well that's what I want to know"
Condie: "But that's what I telling you Mr. President"
Bush: "Well thats what I'm asking you Condie. Who is the leader of China"
Condie: "Yes"
Bush: "I mean the fellows name"
Condie: "Hu"
Bush: "The guy in China"
Condie: "Hu"
Bush "The new leader of China"
Condie: "Hu"
Bush: "The Chinaman"
Condie: "Hu is leading China, Mr. President"
Bush: "Whaddya' asking me for?"
Condie: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China"
Bush "Well I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?"
Condie: "That's the man's name"
Bush "That's who's name?"
Condie: "Yes"
Bush: "Will you, or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Condie: "Yes, sir"
Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East"
Condie: "That's correct"
Bush: "Then who is in China?"
Condie: "Yes, sir"
Bush: "Yassir is in China?"
Condie: "No sir"
Bush: "Then who is?"
Condie: "Yes, sir"
Bush: "Yassir?"
Condie: "No, sir"
Bush: "Condie you starting to P*** me off now and it's not because your black neither, I need to know the name of the new leader of China so why don't you get me the secrety general of the U.N. on the phone"
Condie: "Kofi Annan?"
Bush: "No thanks. And Condie, call me George, stop with that <censored> crap"
Condie: "you want Kofi?"
Bush: "No"
Condie: "You don't want Kofi?"
Bush: "No. But now you mention it I could use a glass of milk and then get me the U.N."
Condie: "Yes, sir"
Bush: "Not Yassir the guy at the United Nations"
Condie: "Kofi"
Bush: "Milk! Will you please make that call?"
Condie: "And call who?"
Bush: "Well who is the guy at the U.N.?"
Condie: "No Hu is the guy at China"
Bush: "Will you stay out of China!"
Condie: "Yes, sir"
Bush: "And stay out of the Middle East just get me the guy at the U.N."
Condie: "Kofi"
Bush: "Alright! with Cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condie(on the phone): "Hello, Rice here"
Bush: "Rice? Good idea and get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condie maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East"
(Phone Slams)
Bush(in low voice): Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East I don't know"
THE END
I saw this in Youtube the link is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJB4t4GA7p0
Enjoy........ My hands hurt.
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