Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part...
But somebody from TENNESSEE came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.
Just read all of it! This is GREAT!!!
CALIFORNIA:
1) I can wear sandals all year long.
2) I go to the beach - Not "down to the shore."
3) I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often.
4) I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
5) Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal.
6) We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
7) I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
8 ) Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
9) I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.
10) I know 65 mph really means 100.
11) When someone cuts me off, they get the horn, and the finger, and high speed chase 'cuz we don't ******** around on the road.
12) The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. (Legally 18 if you live close enough to the border.)
13) I can go out at midnight.
14) You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from you give your area code.
15) I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.
16) We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll."
No cop no stop baby!
17) I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.
18 ) My governor can kick your governor's a**.
****************IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*****************
~ IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY ~
TENNESSEE:
Ahem... So... Um... Yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... TENNESSEE... Is where its at!
1) I too can wear sandals all year long... Plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
2) You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... But can you go to the drive-thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
3) We're taught to say "yes sir" and "yes ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. See, if you go overseas and mention California, you are automatically associated with Paris Hilton or Arnold. If you mention Tennessee you are officially known as Jack Daniels himself, and everyone loves you no matter how much they hate the U.S. We also say "howdy" and "fixin'" and "ya'll" and are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world. smile We're famous.
4) You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... But I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
5) Ha ha... Who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?
6) Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys or girls can get the job done?
7) I live next door to Americans, but we call them Mexicans.
8 ) You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... They are almost equal... And that's only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers, and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
9) Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
10) We're smart enough to know 65 mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
11) When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my BIG a** TRUCK then, I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.
12) The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin' the beer by 1 year old... You're behind.
13) You can go out at midnight? That's nice. I haven't even come home by then.
14) Ok... You said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from you give your area code."
... I think you're watching too much TV.
15) Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit. But we have another name for you pretty boys, and it's not Greek, its French.
16) Of course you don't stop at stop signs... NONE of you can drive!
17) You can pick up Real Mexican food 24 hours a day, huh? Well, I can swing by Home Depot and pick up 24 real Mexicans anytime of day. Can you say catering?
18 ) Even though your governor can beat mine up, he will NEVER be able to run for President. EVER.
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