FUNNY AVENGED SEVENFOLD QUOTES!!
QUOTES!
M.Shadows
" I'm going fishing, fishin' for p*ssy"
"Zacky Vengeance shaves his a**"
"Sysnyster's name is "Hot Buffy Sex Dude."
"The Reverend still pays for hookers or waits until girls are passed out. Zacky always has gotten girls. Synyster doesn't like them unless they are under 16 and Justin impregnates every girl he meets."
"Hahaha, This is such a sin. Hahaha, be very afraid."
"The only bird with a longer neck."
"Val? Can you get the dog he keeps running into the walls."
"For the first two days the dog would sit and stare into the ocean for six hours straight."
"That's when we decided that we had to take it to the hospital, it was all ******** up. Now he's got the cone. Lab's aren't the smartest dogs."
"It's time to get naked and your lense isnt big enough to handle it so get the ******** outta here."(Making of Seize the Day)
"Boobies! Boobies!" (Making of Beast and the Harlot)
"Rev and Syn are gonna jump over the counter and uh, rob these motha' ********." (Making of Seize the Day)
" Oh s**t. Good lord, how did I get busted?." (Making of Seize the Day)
Synyster Gates
"The most important part of the song is the guitar solo. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows THAT!"
"******** grab them by the ******** face and put a gun to their head and just try to get a b*****b out of it"
"Oh we beat the ******** out of our bass player"
"I can't ******** stay in my own head for that long."
"Take the shot, take the shot, take the shot... Yummy, yummy."
"Just so you know, you don't play guitar with your neck, bro.... You play it with your bum-bum."
"Pink.. is.. the.. new... Black. Pink.. is the new Black. Pink is the new Black... When we all know that the ******** black is the new black.. Silly French."
"By the way, Red and Gray.. is not the ********.. new Black. Not the new Black. Pink is, like I told him."
"Wow dude that's a souffle. Lots of eggs, thats how you make a souffle, I just figured it out...eggs with a bit of yeast."
"I'm pretty sure I did because I heard God crying."
"What the ********? Who smells like a french whore?" (All Excess)
Zacky Vengeance
' "My name is Zacky Vengeance and I play gynecologist."
"I play guitar and ******** little girls... and drink"
"Waxing's far too embarrassing"
"Zacky v****a"
" I like hip-hop, I like yay music"
"Can't spell bass without a**."
"The best part about being famous and becoming sucsessful.. is you can have hot girls lace up your shoes for you."
"We're about to get in a limo with a bunch of pretty girls and we are going to have an orgy....and they might film it." (Making of Beast and the Harlot)
"The car's not even gonna be rolling probably, but it will be bouncing." (Making of Beast and the Harlot)
"I guess I'm officially an actor at this point for faking my facial hair." (Making of Seize the Day)
"It's cold, not to mention that we're some good looking ********." (Making of Seize the Day)
"Check out my chest hair dude, that's for real. I know you little girls don't wanna see it but I wanna show you." (Making of Seize the Day)
"I've always loved music, but I wanted to be rich and get laid."
"Johnny's no where to be found. We all checked our shoes, but I don't think anyone stepped on him this time." (Making of Seize the Day)
"We're about to go ******** some s**t up." (Making of Seize the Day)
"So day one's over and they left us two minutes to spare. Party time baby!" (Making of Seize the Day)
The Rev
"What about the being naked in the liquor store? I was naked in the liquor store and..."
"Just a spoon full of Jimmy makes the whole world go down."
"I'm about to kill you...because I have mental problems...because I need lasic."
"I have just discovered.. the steak taco... It was hiding out.. But this time of year, it's uh, uhh typical of the steak taco to be in hibernation."
"Look at the size of that ******** duck! Look at that duck!! Jesus Christ!! Come here, ******** stallion duck... He' not afraid at all, he's not afraid at all. He's not afraid at all!!"
"Sat around for five hours all day, watched my singer get naked." (Making of Seize the Day)
Johnny Christ
"If i ever wanted a gnome,i guess id just stand out on my front lawn for a while."
"I'm outta here, I'm gonna go see Harry Potter."
"Now we're gonna do the get away scene I'm excited. I hope I don't hit anything." (Making of Seize the Day)
"We're gonna pretend like we're leaving the apartment and these guys are gonna ready for the robbery, while I'm driving, I'm the driver, I drive." (Making of Seize the Day)
"Make a rockstar dancing all over a dead person, it's not very cool, but we're assholes." (Making of Seize the Day)
"I'm getting humped by the roadie."
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