AZRIIIE BABAY, DARLIN' LOVERLY AWESOME ZNUGGLY BURR.
DEW YEW SEEE WHUT AYE DEEED THAR?
DEW YEW SEEE WHUT AYE DEEED THAR?
So here's the cold hard 'truu faxx' to anyone who reads this, Azra's mine nao. I date raped her last Thursday and because I'm way to ******** gay to have sex with her we got married.
THAT RING ON HER FINGER MEANS SOMETHING GOD DAMNIT!
So, if you dare touch my property, my wimminz, my ho, you bettar be willing to pay me the money's I am entitled to, as her awesome loving radical all-knowing pimp HUSBAND.
Anywaiiiz, I met my AZRA back during the cold war, and I has to say, anywhere she went sure wasn't a very cold place. She was my secret lover for 4 years prior to our meeting, yes prior, figure that s**t out. I loved her until she dumped my a** and ran off with that new man, I was totally heart broken and such, but like.
I KNEW ONE DAY, I WOULD RECLAIM MY WIMMINZ!
So, this is where you insert a ******** load of sappy bullshit that only a really crappy soap opera or trashy novel would have in it, about my horrendous and terrible struggle and determination to steal my wimminz back from the man who took her away, ect, so on and so forth.
BECAUSE, I SWEAR ALL THAT DRAMATIC s**t REALLY HAPPENED!
Anyway, all that matters these days is that my wimminz, is my wimminz, and you bitches need to know that s**t, because you all claim that you're on a need to know basis, when it comes to my business, pfft. I think you're all full of s**t.
Alas, I'm seriously running out of crap to write, and this so isn't as funny as it should have been, anywaiz.
AZRA, I'm glad I know you, and met you, even though you are a total PSYCHOPATH, who changes the topic from like gaia to butterflies with chicken pox faster then I can reply to you. I'm glad you consider me a friend and all that sappy crap that makes me want to vomit by typing. So, I totally wont type it. ;DD
Hopefully deep down inside, you already know and I truly don't have to say it.
Now excuse me while I go rinse the taste of vomit out of my mouth. xD~
SIGNED WITH LOVE BY:: DEADLY SEX SCENES // GODsebastian
YAH, YEW TOTALLIE SAW WHUT WAS DUN THAR.
YAH, YEW TOTALLIE SAW WHUT WAS DUN THAR.
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AIMSEED WROTE ME A POEM:
AZRA ARZA I LOVE YOU.
AZRA AZRA YES I DO.
YOU ARE SUCH A ******** MENTAL HEAD.
I WANT YOU IN MY BED
YOU'RE ON IN A MILLION.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MY BEST FRIEND.
;]
AIMSEED LOVES ME MORE THEN SHE LOVES YOU.
o&
BURN.
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DEADLY SEX SCENES WILL SEE YOUR POEM
AND RAISE YOU A ******** COCKATOO.
AND RAISE YOU A ******** COCKATOO.
MY GOOD FRIEND, IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN MISTAKEN.
AZRA WOULD NEVER BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHOSE BEEN FAKIN' [HER ORGASMS]
SHE'S IN NEED OF A BOY, WHO LIKES ALL HER TOYS.
NOT A WOMAN WHO SCREWS UP HER COOKING.
'Nuff said.
I win.
LOOK A THE PRETTY COCKATOO
THAT IS ONE MIGHTY SEXY POEM, RITE THAR
THE BIRD'S PRETTY DAMN FINE TOO.
THE BIRD'S PRETTY DAMN FINE TOO.
30/01/08:
AIMSEED WAS HERE.
MAKING CRISPS AVATAR INTO A SLUTTY PIRATE. ;D
I LOVE YOU AZRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. <3
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Dear Beautiful Grateful Wife of mine, Azra.
You are the best wife ever, sure sometimes when we eat them, but we make beautiful babies. Everyone should be jealous of our sweet baby makin eatin love. c: You are the best and MY WIFE >O And i wuvs you. C: And when you arent around i think of you and go -fapfapfapfap- Your that special.
<333333333333333333 YOU AZRA
Your wife, Petine.
