In math class, we made up a song for a very special someone because studying order of operations with a monotoned teacher is the opposite of fun. I had several people in mind when I made up to this song. & I'd soon like to see it covered by my local high school band. Inspired by several, contributed by several. This song is not meant to be offensive. Hell, I'm asian and I got a good laugh out of it. I did not write the stereotypical parts of it, just the fun bits.
This is a parody of the parody song "The Emo Song." It's not meant to be butchered with gore and macabre.
The Asian Song!
I'm an asian kid
as asian as can be
you'd be pretty asian too
if you were just like me
I play DDR and sing J-pop songs
I signed up for extracurricular ping-pong
I don't know the definition of Rock n' Roll
I do all my shopping at the Pacific Mall
I engage in mmorpg play
For talking in asian slang is my ninja way
I edit my MSN name
Because writing asian letters is my game
I converse in the language of 1337
Along with my asian posse`, we just can't be beat
I won't apologize for pearl harbor
Because I have an abusive mother?
From afar, I might look emo
Get up close and I be asian, HOE!
...Now, let's see that with HxC vocals.
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Sang to the tune of The Emo Song.
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