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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.



FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn...we ******** up...but that s**t was fun!"



FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Say wipe your face and shut the f**k up.



FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.



FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a** that left you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h, you better drink the rest of that-you know we don't waste."



FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out