1. Zombies
These undead menaces surely live a life to be envied by those unfortunate enough to encounter them. Ahh to be the hunter, and not the hunted. These guys have an undying resolve and determination to straight up eat you. I often find myself asking "What would zombies do?" (WWZD? (Copyright pending)) only to come to the same conclusion every time. It's at that point that I begin shambling towards the nearest person to me, and then I proceed to bite them once before realizing that I am not a zombie... It's a shame really..
2. Dan Hibiki
This man has done more than teach me everything I care to know about martial arts, and how to be a better person. His undying confidence and purpose drive me to be a better man! Keep it up Dan! Oyashiiiii!
3. Scissors Jaguar
SCIZZZZZOOOOORRRRR SCIZZZOOOOOORRRRRRR! Nuff' said.
4. Hiroshi Fujioka
Ahhh, here is the man that turned my life around. Before knowing him, my life was bleak and meaningless. This man, while portraying the hero Kamen Rider taught me to be the champion of justice that stands before you today. Then later on in his career, and still quite early in my life, as SEGA mascot Segata Sanshiro, Fujioka taught me that if I didn't like what someone else was doing, then that person deserved to be judo flipped and humiliated in front of their acquaintences. Thank you sir!
5. Bruce Campbell
Bruce is simply the man. He's done it all, and has never been hesitant to pass his knowlage to others, including myself. I've learned of many potential achievements that can be gained via grafting a chainsaw to my hand (An action i still have yet to regret myself) because of Bruce. I feel that today I could slip into the very edge of sanity, just to come back and save JFK from his assassination. Thanks Bruce!
6. King Ghidorah
My liege! The story of king Ghidorah, at a glance, is mearly the story of a giant monster who rampaged through Tokyo with another giant monster until a different giant monster killed them both. But to the observational type, he clearly dictates the story of a long struggle to overcome all challenges set before you while at the same time, having two other douchebags that share the same body with you. He's been added to this list, not because of his accomplishments, but because of his never say die (until he died) attitude. And that inspires me.
7. Andrew Jackson
And here we are, at the only man in this list to hold the office of president of the USA! While being the president is certainly a stepping stone to reaching this list, it wouldn't fully qualify a man to be reveared by me. So what else did he do to make this list, you ask?......You don't ask? Are you sure? Fine.
8. Michael Jackson
The second Jackson on my list, and also the last person on my list is this man! MJ! This may come as a surprise to alot of people. Namely those who still make jokes about him being a ***** despite the fact that those jokes stopped being funny three years ago. People as such would tell me: "But Austin! How cood u admir sum1 hoo tuches lil boyz lololololol!1!1!!!!11!!??12?!?" Well, youngling, it's easy when you don't overlook the fact that he made Thriller! And not alot of people know this, but it is written in a lost chapter of the constitution that's now in my possession that "Should a man ever make Thriller, he be exhonerated of all crimes that should be commited after said Thriller be made". So there you have it! Guilty until creation of Thriller!
PS. Notice the zombies in the picture. See how we've come full circle here?
And there you have them! All 8 of people I consider to be gods among men. (There were initially planned to be 12 but i'm having writers block. I'll probably get it 100% done later. But you don't care.)
