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I was eating french fries today and I had a bottle of Heinz ketchup in front of me, and it accured to me What in the heck does the 57 mean on the bottle? I looked it up today.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

Which to me makes absolutely NO sense, because ketchup is made from tomatoes, not pickles. Well, this only proves one point; if you have lots of money and you don't know what to do with it, do something random and something that has nothing to do with the reason as to why you are filthy disgustingly rich.

So, if I were horribly filthy rich for let's say... I don't know, suppose one of my paintings actually sold for lots of money and I became the next Picasso, minus chopping of an ear and sending it to an ex-boyfriend *cringe* I would put the number 150 at the bottom of all my paintings. When someone asks why, I'll just say "oh, my sophomore year in high school I got hit by a Ford F150 while crossing a street" and the person who asked will just stare. I love that reaction, honestly.

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