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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

After reading this my friends, who are concerned about my skinny-ness and weight problem, bought me over 200 stamps each and told me to lick each one of them.

I did so. And after licking them, I put each stamp they bought me on their body : ) After licking them I also felt the need to soap and bleach my tongue because the taste was so horrible.

I say we should riot for better tasting stamps. Like... chocolate : ) oh man, all you'd need to buy me for my birthday would be a couple stamps and I'd be one helluva happy person.