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four men try to get a job as a greeter at wal-mart. the man in charge of interveiwing them is lazy so he gets them all together and asks one question. "what is the fastest thing you can think of?" the 1st man thinks awhile and says " nothings faster than a blink its so fast you don't even realize it happens" the manager nods and looks at the next guy who says "Well a light switch is the fastest thing i can think of and it's much faster than blink" the manager nods again and looks to the next man who instantly says " a thought! it just pops in your head and is definaly fast than a light swich" at this the manager is very impressed and turns to the finale person an old man with a cane who says "well i'd have to say diarrhea, because when i got here i run to the crapper and before i could think blink or turn a light i s**t myself!" old man eugene now works at a wal-mart near you.