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Vacation
Have you ever met a guy so crazy you are certain he's acting? Then he does it and you can only say "umm... what the ********?" I met such a loon. While i was on vacation at Boundary Waters, My friend's dad's mate named Chris is that guy who believes that you can die from picking up a cookie from the floor and popping it in your mouth. Anyway some of my favorite qoutes from this super sheltered, christian, germ-a-phobe. "a bear will rip through 9 necks just to get to the smell of meat off of your fingers after eating". and "Germs are the devils play thing sent to eradicate the unworthy", "You know when a little kid eats from a public bowl of peanuts you've just come in contact with germs not only from his own snot crusted fingers but also the water from public toilets cause we all know what kids do in the bathroom", this one is from when he got drunk "Listen you little wise-a** ********, my die landed on my lap! yours landed on the floor! which means your cheating you lier!" and this one was directed to his 12 daughter "What the hell?! how long do you need to move a ******** game peice an inch?! god damnit are you retarted? jesus christ, GOOOOO!" take note the last were said during a game of risk...
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