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Me, I like the United States Arm Forces, every branch, every rank. The U.S Military kicks a**. So when I hear on the news about how many soldiers died in a particular day, I get a bit perturbed. So, what I've done, is that I've created a fool proof plan to completely eliminate any soldier fatality. Listen. Instead of using the finest America has to offer, why not use the worst? Why not take every rapist, murderer and child molester out of prison and place those ******** in the front lines? Seriously!
Think about it, not only do you get rid of some of the wost society has to offer, and stop prison over crowding, you also get to save the lives of numerous U.S soldiers by using these a** bound losers as front line product. And just to keep these ******** in check, and give them added incentive to sign up, you do 2 simple things. 1) Each person who does a 5 yr tour duty in a heavy combat zone, doesn't have to go back to prison. And gets set up with a real job upon their return. 2) To keep these clowns from bolting as soon as they hit the ground, you attach explosive neckbrace on each prisoner, that is controlled by remote by a fugitive soldier wrangler. Any time some1 gets out of line, they can be shocked into submission, or if they flee, they get their heads blown off.
"Oh, but Ender, these prisoners are people too and shouldn't be treated so harshly"
What!? Are you defending child molesters? Are you seriously going to sit there and tell me, that you're more concerned about the welfare of a bunch of criminals rather than the troops in the Arm Forces? You can't be serious. You just can't. Think about it. Wouldn't it be nice to turn on the news and instead of hearing how some poor soldier got killed leaving 3 kids behind, wouldn't you rather hear about how 15 child molesters, 32 murderers and 28 rapist, were killed in what is considered the bloodiest day in the war on terror? I would.
So, to all countries with active Military, forget that human rights for ***** bullshit, and toss these ******** on the front lines. You'll be saving a large of ours troops, weeding out some of the over crowed prisons, and i guarantee as an extra added bonus, these new rules will refrain these criminals from committing future crimes, and greatly reduce these type of crimes within society.
I should be president you know, instead of just an a*****e. President!!!
Obey the Ender!!!
 Lord Ender Havok · Sat Aug 25, 2007 @ 09:32am · 2 Comments |
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