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Hi yall, and welcome to the Mog report issue 1... today well be goin into Mog territory, to see if we can score us some nice boots... now stay close, these critters are bloodthirsty...

Now mogs are disgustin' little critters who like to eat paper... thats right paper products are this creatures favourite consumption, therefore, the swamps their livin and crawlin spaces, are usually next to paper mills.... so today, were headin for the deepest most dangerous part in the swamp... the paper recycling depot... hold onto your hats and legs... were goin huntin...

Alrigh' now were here in the recyling depot, well call it zone A.... now grab some paper, I have a 1914 comic ... that was a good year that was... thatll bait nice an easy... look heres one of them critters now.. wiat for it.... wait for it.... -boom- got the little bugger, now this here size is good for a purse..or a wallet..or even a cellemaphone case doo hicky... Not big for boots, even a boot.... SHHHH... we have found a male Mog... even creepeir is that it is not dead... see Mogs are preying mantises... hate to be a male in this situation... cause the male gets eaten after impregnating the female.... and the action is not so hot either... cause a mog reproduces by..... you dont want to know... so.. here comes a big ol female..... big enough for a grand pair a boots..... alright....-boom- -horrible shreiking noise- -boom boom- there, now we have a pair a bouts... you all come back next time for Mog Report 2 well skin these critters and then show you how to wear them... See yall later....