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Alrighty yall, back by popUlar demand the Mog Report is starting up again. Well last time we hunted two female mogs, and glimpsed into the small world that is Mog habitat. I would first like to bow my hat to those poor paper recyling men that died over the weekend to a vicious Mog attack near the Vanguardo Swamp... a flying whale and a squirrel were somehow involved .

But anyway... today were teaching yous city folk on how to skin these buggers. So first you de gut them by puulling on their toungue... then you take your knife... slash a line, and send it to your local Mog processsing plant..... So anyway, a Queen Mog was reported in the Cambridge Area, we warn all Canadians that these Mogs and their kin are highly dangerous and adapt quickly.....If confronted by a queen Mog, sacrfice your nearest friend and run faster then everyone else.....

Well thats all for this Report...Yall come back now, when we finall corner a male Mog...hopefully an alive one too.