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WAYS TO ANNOY ITACHI!!!

1) Tell him Sasuke wants to make out in his closet
2) Cut off his ponytail while he's sleeping and say he's a remarkable resemblence of Sasuke
3) Ask him if he's high
4) Every time he uses his sharingan say in a low voice, "Hypno toaaaadddd..."
5) when he traps you in Mangekyu
Sharingan and you're tied to the cross, suddenly look around and go, "Am I Jesus?"
6) Make up a list of reasons why he could have possibly killed his clan, then follow him all day and ask him every single one
7) Paint happy unicorns in his room
cool Go up to him and say, "Itachiiiiii, come with me to Candy Moutain! Candy Mountain, Itachi! It's a land full of sweets and joy....and joyness."
9) When you are sitting there in total silence next to him, all of a sudden scream really loudly. When he asks you what's wrong you look at him like he's a freak and ask him why he asked that. When he said because you screamed, say, "...Did you forget to take your medicine today?"
10) Ask him if his arm is broken. If he says no and asks you why you asked, you say, "Well, you always have it stick out of your coat...even when you're fighting! You look like you're retarded or something."



WAYS TO ANNOY KISAME!!!

1) Ask him if he lived in a fish bowl as a kid
2) Ask him if he knows the little mermaid
3) Sprinkle fish food on his head
4) Ask him if his skin was caused by a skin condition
5) rub lotion on his face and see if that clears up his skin condition
6) Cover the gills on his face and see what happens
7) Look at him seriously and say, "Boy...yo mamma must have been one UGLY mofo!"
cool Try to see if he has the shark fin on his back
9) follow him around (secretivley) and hum the Jaws theme song
10) Every time he comes into the room, jump and scream, "SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT!!" and push all the Akatsuki members out of the room



WAYS TO ANNOY ZETSU!!!

1) Put him out in the sun, watch him shrivel up, water him, and watch him shrivel up again
2) Look at him seriously and say, "You were not HIT with an ugly stick...you were RAPED with an ugly stick"
3) repeat number 2 over and over and over again
4) ask him if he took his bi-polar medication today
5) Ask, "Why are you so racist? Why can't you be a mix? You've got one black, and one white!"
6) Ask him if his mom was a whore
7) when he asks why, say that she must have slept with a black guy, a white guy, a cabbage, and a venus fly trap to get you
cool Put a sticky fly trap with a ton of flies on it and watch him get stuck from trying to eat them
9) spray him with weed killer
10) Stomp on him while shouting, "DAMN WEEDS!"




WAYS TO ANNOY TOBI!!!

1) Ask him why he keeps speaking in the third person
2) Tell him if anyone would want to get kinky with him, it would suck because while they scream that he's a bad boy he would be shouting, "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!"
3) Ask him if he's ugly
4) if he says no, then say "why are you wearing that mask, then?"
5) ask him why he's a good boy
6) Every time he says Tobi is a good boy, take a squirt bottle, squirt him and say, "no...bad tobi...bad!"
7) While he's sleeping, take his mask off and take pictures



WAYS TO ANNOY DIEDARA!!!

1) Ask him if his sex change was successful
2) Tell him his art sucks
3) Sow the mouths on his hands shut
4) Sow his regular mouth too, while you're at it smile
5) Talk to him in a Valley Girl fashion