time to record another dream, this one is really long.
It started with going to the grocery store with my mom, someone I know worked there and I was chatting with him... I remember for some reason he stood on a table.. Wait it wasn't me mom.... or at least it wasn't in the long run me and a friend were trying to buy certain groceries. Anyway, I was chatting with the people at the bakery and we were all laughing.. Then some how I got to this field with street signs on the corners of it, they weren't pointing the right was so I twisted them with my brute strength (they were mounted on telephone poles). Hiram was there and he was trying to give me directions somewhere. Ok so now were biking down these trails and I'm like, hiram why didn't you tell us about these before they're awesome. I end up at the edge of these woods with someone else theres a hill so strait down that the tops of the trees are at your feet, so we start climbing down be holding the trees and somehow I start having sex with someone, and this other girl out of no where shoots her in the head in the process. Then we go through all these fights with her, one where she has a giant hand full of semen that she is throwing at me.. Anyway it ends with her saying stuff about us being childhood friends and I didn't care about her. There were situations that she though I didn't care about her but I actually did and once I told her that I did she stopped fighting. Then it when to this thing where her dad made slide shows with this giant machine a long time ago and we were making a slide show about him and his work for school.. The end.
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Quote of the day by Perry
"girls like me because I'm like a warm blanket with a big p***s."
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