are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: Alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your pants
When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers
for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.
When they put unknown at the end of a quote,
that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening',
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world
everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Community Member
for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic
ROFL