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To clear up some confusion this is from the book Marlfox in the Redwall series.

"Good morrow, one an' all. I am Florian Dugglewoof Wilffachop, h'impresario an' h'actor manager. I preesent to you the Sensational Wanderin' Noonvale Companions Troupe! Descendants of a talented tradition! Unrivaled throughout the entire land! Death-defyin' feats! Hilarious comical plays! Music an' magical virtuosity, jocular jigs an' deelightful dancin'! come one, come all! Witness our mellifluously marvelous, perfectly pleasurable educational entertainment! Entirely free of charge! Homemade cakes, pasties an' sundry comestibles, purely for the nourishment of the artistes, gladly accepted with profuse thanks. Ahem!"
"H'anda now, my bucolic friends, goodwives an' rustic spouses--not forgettin' your charmin' young 'uns--we reach our fee-nah-lay! The very climax of our prodigious performance! Borrakul Ironchest an' Elachim Oakpaw, the two straongest h'otters h'ever born, will h'attempt a darin' display of muscle power, which H'i meself have seen kill ten h'other lesser beasts. If you are h'of a nervous nature, kindly look away, as swoonin' an' faintin' may distract the h'artistes' attention. These two mighty marvels will lift the h'entire, H'i repeat, the h'entire--disregardin' me goodself, of course--they will lift the h'entire Wanderin' Noonval Companions Troupe...h'off thee gerround!"