Cloud: I'm really getting sick of fighting Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: You think I like it? Every time I turn my back you stick your sword into it.
Cloud: Well it's not like I could beat you fighting fair.
Sephiroth: Yes, that's true.
Sora: Well, I get sick of fighting Riku and those two guys that look the same. I wonder who they are.
Squall: Xehanort and Xemnas?
Sora: Yeah, those two. I wonder what happened to Xehanort...
Cloud: How do you remember Xehanort?
Squall: I have a computer, remember?
Cloud: That’s right, I reminded you.
Squall: So I know everything now. Including how to get a few extra GFs.
Cloud: Oh, you mean Moomba and Boko? Because I showed you how to get those yesterday.
Squall: Well, if you hadn’t, I could look it up for myself now.
Axel: What’s up guys?
Sora: Hey! You’re........um........
Axel: I’m Axel. A-X-E-L, got it memorized?
Sora: Yeah, I remember .....something....
Cloud: People just want to see 'epic confrontations' over and over.
Squall: That explains why Venom was in the third Spiderman movie.
Cloud: No one has any originality any more.
Vaan: Final Fantasy XII was original.
Cloud: Yes, it was original because the main character wasn't really the main character.
Vaan: The ending was original...
Squall: Yeah, because the final boss was laughable. Seriously, Sora could’ve beat him.
Vaan: Why do you say that?
Axel: Sora is in Real Time. You only wish that you’re in real time.
Vaan: My game is really advanced.
Squall: Yeah, in the same way that Halo 3 is advanced.
Vaan: ....I don’t get it.
Cloud: Halo 3 was exactly the same as Halo 2.
Vaan: That's not true!
Sora: Kairi is naked right now.
~~~~~~~~~SILENCE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Axel: Why do you say that?
Sora: Because I have a telescope pointed at her shower window.
Squall: Wait, why does her shower have a window?
Cloud: Go find out, I’m a married man.
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Cloud: My God, they left faster than I could finish. Kids today and their perversions.
Sephiroth: Hey, we need to fight so the press can take some pictures.
Cloud: You know what? I'm sick of these epic confrontations. You want a real epic battle? Get Iron Man to fight Magneto.
Sephiroth: That would be......humorous. I’m going to tell them to do that instead.
Cloud: Why? I thought you liked fighting.
Sephiroth: I do, but that’d be too funny.
