Zexion: What are you holding, Sora?
Sora: It's a Paopu Fruit. Do you want to hold one?
Zexion: Sure. I've read about them but........
Sora: Are you okay? Why did you suddenly stick the Paopu on your face?
Zexion: It's part of the Organization now. It’s...part of the crew. Part of the ship...
Sora: What? Hey, that’s my hot chocolate.
Zexion: It’s part of the crew, part of the ship. Part of the crew part of the ship part of the crew part of the ship.
Sora: Huh?
Riku: What’s the deal with him?
Axel: Oh, don’t worry about him. He finally snapped listening to emo poetry.
Riku: My poetry?
Axel: No, his own. Anyway, don’t worry about him. He’s a free man.
Lexaeus: Not slaves!
Riku: Oh God!
Lexaeus: What’s wrong? Did you see something?
Riku: You just suddenly appeared and-
Axel: It’s fine, that’s just a reflex. Watch this; hey Riku, who played God in Bruce Almighty?
Riku: Umm, Morgan Freeman.
Lexaeus: Not slaves!
Axel: See? We think that everyone in the Organization is crazy.
Sora: You and Roxas?
Axel: No, me and Perry. I have a split personality that I named Perry. I’m not sure why I called him that.
Axel/Perry: IT’S BECAUSE OF SCRUBS, YOU IDIOT.
Riku: So, Roxas is sane, right?
Axel: No, he’s convinced that he doesn’t exist.
Roxas: Hey guys. I don’t have feelings, so don’t worry about hurting them. Axel, what’s going on?
Perry: We were just playing a game. A game called...WHACK A NEWBIE!
Roxas: It’s okay. I don’t really feel pain, so go ahead.
Perry: ....I hate you.
Axel: No I don’t.
Sora: Wow, what were the odds of thirteen crazy people coming together?
Axel: There’s not just thirteen people. Xemnas just called it Organization Thirteen.
Riku: Why didn’t anyone change the name?
Perry: Newbie, it’s because something like Organization 13 is catchy. Organization 53 sounds stupid.
Riku: So, what are the other problems with the members?
Axel: We’ll save that for another day-
Perry: Because Kelso just gave me about three days worth of patients to look after.
