A Bunny
And Also
A Squirrel
Based on a false history.
This story is not suited to a reader under the age of 12, you have been warned.
Characters: George Rabbit, Peanut O’Butter, Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy and The Doped Bird.
Chapter 1
But, What The Hell Is Going On?
Once upon a time, in a small village named Smallfart, George Rabbit and Peanut O’Butter went to the forest. George looked on the ground and saw a branch.
- But, but this is a branch! George said
- So what? Wondered Peanut
- But it is a not a normal branch!
- Woah, wait a minute, I’m lost!
George took the branch with his hands for a closer look.
- See? It is only a branch! Said Peanut
- You are right, I am stupid. Sorry, I thought it was something else!
The two animals continued their march into the forest. Suddenly, out of no where, a bird came, knocking George with his beak.
- ******** bird! Can’t tcha’ see where you go?
- Sorry man, but man, I am drugged man.
- Well, now excuse yourself! Exclaimed Peanut
The Bird went out of that place, drugged. The two young animals continued their march into the forest.
There was a big hole, George fell in it and was hurt in the right leg.
- Ouch! Said George
Michael Jackson was hiding behind a tree with a shovel. He dug a hole to capture children.
- Tee hee hee! I got you! And I have a baseball bat to stun you.
- Oh yeah, you have a bat? Well I have a gun!
- Oh! I will let you touch me, but do not kill me! Micheal Jackson prayed.
- What? I’m never going to touch you! I am going to be dirty!
- AUG! How? Do not touch me? But I am silky!
- Shut that ********’ mouth!
Peanut took his weapon and shot Michael Jackson.
M.J. fell on to the ground with a hole in the head. He went up and removed his mask. We realized that it was not him but it was Eddie Murphy!
- Eddie Murphy? Said Peanut, full of excitements.
- ******** hoe, yes it is true, I am a ********’ *****.
Peanut took his weapon and shot in his face. George went up with the help of Peanut. They returned home.
And Also
A Squirrel
Based on a false history.
This story is not suited to a reader under the age of 12, you have been warned.
Characters: George Rabbit, Peanut O’Butter, Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy and The Doped Bird.
Chapter 1
But, What The Hell Is Going On?
Once upon a time, in a small village named Smallfart, George Rabbit and Peanut O’Butter went to the forest. George looked on the ground and saw a branch.
- But, but this is a branch! George said
- So what? Wondered Peanut
- But it is a not a normal branch!
- Woah, wait a minute, I’m lost!
George took the branch with his hands for a closer look.
- See? It is only a branch! Said Peanut
- You are right, I am stupid. Sorry, I thought it was something else!
The two animals continued their march into the forest. Suddenly, out of no where, a bird came, knocking George with his beak.
- ******** bird! Can’t tcha’ see where you go?
- Sorry man, but man, I am drugged man.
- Well, now excuse yourself! Exclaimed Peanut
The Bird went out of that place, drugged. The two young animals continued their march into the forest.
There was a big hole, George fell in it and was hurt in the right leg.
- Ouch! Said George
Michael Jackson was hiding behind a tree with a shovel. He dug a hole to capture children.
- Tee hee hee! I got you! And I have a baseball bat to stun you.
- Oh yeah, you have a bat? Well I have a gun!
- Oh! I will let you touch me, but do not kill me! Micheal Jackson prayed.
- What? I’m never going to touch you! I am going to be dirty!
- AUG! How? Do not touch me? But I am silky!
- Shut that ********’ mouth!
Peanut took his weapon and shot Michael Jackson.
M.J. fell on to the ground with a hole in the head. He went up and removed his mask. We realized that it was not him but it was Eddie Murphy!
- Eddie Murphy? Said Peanut, full of excitements.
- ******** hoe, yes it is true, I am a ********’ *****.
Peanut took his weapon and shot in his face. George went up with the help of Peanut. They returned home.
