A Bunny
And Also
A squirrel
Based on a false story.
This story is not suited to a reader under the age of 12, you have been warned.
Characters: George Rabbit, Peanut O’Butter, Michael Jackson, Marc De Benard and a Nurse.
Chapter 2
The hospital and the death of Marc De Benard
Peanut took George in his arms and began running to the c**k-A-Doodle-Doo Hostpital. He entered the hospital, there was almost no one, he was lucky
- EMERGENCY!! Screamed Peanut
- What is it? Said the nurse
- An emergency! Said Peanut
- An emergency? Why didn’t you say it earlier?!
The nurse took George in her arms and carried him into the emergency room n.11.
She began to examine the leg, which was broken.
- What is it that? Asked the nurse
- A leg. Said Peanut
- Oh, yes it's true, sorry, I thought that was really something else.
The nurse went away to take tools.
- George…? Asked Peanut
-…
- Answer me!!
-…
- OH MY GOD, HELP, HELP, HE’S DYING!!
- What? What happened? Asked the nurse
- HE DOES NOT ANSWER ME!
- He is unconscious…
- Ah ok…… oops…
The nurse left again to take the tools. The next morning, everything was for the better, Peanut and George decided to have a walk in the woods.
- It's a beautiful day isn’t it? Peanut asked.
- OH LOOK A THAT, but, but it is a branch!
- *Sigh* Again?
- But it is an branch not like the others.
- THERE IS MILLION OF THOSE ******** BRANCHES!!
- NO! That one is magnificent!
- But that's just a piece of wood!
- How dare you?! It is a masterpiece!
- What did you take? Pot? Marijuana? Asked Peanut
- What?
- Huh?
- WTF?
- Batman!
- Woah, I’m lost! Said Peanut
- Do not worry, I have a map. Said George
Suddenly, the branch removed his mask. It was Michael Jackson disguised as a branch!
- Tee Hee Hee! Hey Kids! I have lots of candies with me! Tee hee! Lots of toys! But there is a problem! I’m hiding them under my bed so that nobody steals them! Tee hhe! Come with me, we will go and get them! Tee hee, AOW!
- No thanks, we will continue our march into the forest. Said George
- Tee hee! You think you can go out of here that easily!
(Pokémon Theme)
Michael Jackson wants to fight, he released his Pokémon.
- Michaelchu Go!
- You think you will beat us with this little monster? (Skidded Disk Sound)
- Tee hee… no…
Peanut took his gun out of his pocket and shot him in his face.
They continued their march into the forest.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a young man fell from the sky.
- WOOOAAAAAHHHH!!
- But who is this?
Boom! He had a big hole in the ground
- Sorry to interrupt you in your walk gentlemen, but I was wrong in my bag there were panties in place of a parachute. But do not think that I am stupid, young lad! Oh, but where are my manners? Maybe I lost them while falling from the airplane, my name is Marc De Benard, I come from France.
- But no, no, do not worry! George said
- I was wondering, what do you like an hour in the forest?
- We were walking. Said Peanut
- This is very good…
- Yeah, said Peanut
- Oh well young lads, I have to go to BullShit, a town in the end of the forest.
- Well goodbye, Said George
Suddenly, a tree fell on Marc.
- Oh my God! He died! Exclaimed George
- What happens to him now that he is dead? Asked Peanut
- Oh, we leave it here we continue our march, we will be exploring BullShit, or, take him to the hospital…
- Naaaaaaaah, said Peanut and George, simultaneously
The two young friends went in search of this mysterious city. Will they survive in this adventure? Will Michael Jackson become black again? We will know it in the next episode of "A Bunny And Also A Squirrel"
On sale everywhere. (In a library)
*Michael Jackson: Synonym for *****]
And Also
A squirrel
Based on a false story.
This story is not suited to a reader under the age of 12, you have been warned.
Characters: George Rabbit, Peanut O’Butter, Michael Jackson, Marc De Benard and a Nurse.
Chapter 2
The hospital and the death of Marc De Benard
Peanut took George in his arms and began running to the c**k-A-Doodle-Doo Hostpital. He entered the hospital, there was almost no one, he was lucky
- EMERGENCY!! Screamed Peanut
- What is it? Said the nurse
- An emergency! Said Peanut
- An emergency? Why didn’t you say it earlier?!
The nurse took George in her arms and carried him into the emergency room n.11.
She began to examine the leg, which was broken.
- What is it that? Asked the nurse
- A leg. Said Peanut
- Oh, yes it's true, sorry, I thought that was really something else.
The nurse went away to take tools.
- George…? Asked Peanut
-…
- Answer me!!
-…
- OH MY GOD, HELP, HELP, HE’S DYING!!
- What? What happened? Asked the nurse
- HE DOES NOT ANSWER ME!
- He is unconscious…
- Ah ok…… oops…
The nurse left again to take the tools. The next morning, everything was for the better, Peanut and George decided to have a walk in the woods.
- It's a beautiful day isn’t it? Peanut asked.
- OH LOOK A THAT, but, but it is a branch!
- *Sigh* Again?
- But it is an branch not like the others.
- THERE IS MILLION OF THOSE ******** BRANCHES!!
- NO! That one is magnificent!
- But that's just a piece of wood!
- How dare you?! It is a masterpiece!
- What did you take? Pot? Marijuana? Asked Peanut
- What?
- Huh?
- WTF?
- Batman!
- Woah, I’m lost! Said Peanut
- Do not worry, I have a map. Said George
Suddenly, the branch removed his mask. It was Michael Jackson disguised as a branch!
- Tee Hee Hee! Hey Kids! I have lots of candies with me! Tee hee! Lots of toys! But there is a problem! I’m hiding them under my bed so that nobody steals them! Tee hhe! Come with me, we will go and get them! Tee hee, AOW!
- No thanks, we will continue our march into the forest. Said George
- Tee hee! You think you can go out of here that easily!
(Pokémon Theme)
Michael Jackson wants to fight, he released his Pokémon.
- Michaelchu Go!
- You think you will beat us with this little monster? (Skidded Disk Sound)
- Tee hee… no…
Peanut took his gun out of his pocket and shot him in his face.
They continued their march into the forest.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a young man fell from the sky.
- WOOOAAAAAHHHH!!
- But who is this?
Boom! He had a big hole in the ground
- Sorry to interrupt you in your walk gentlemen, but I was wrong in my bag there were panties in place of a parachute. But do not think that I am stupid, young lad! Oh, but where are my manners? Maybe I lost them while falling from the airplane, my name is Marc De Benard, I come from France.
- But no, no, do not worry! George said
- I was wondering, what do you like an hour in the forest?
- We were walking. Said Peanut
- This is very good…
- Yeah, said Peanut
- Oh well young lads, I have to go to BullShit, a town in the end of the forest.
- Well goodbye, Said George
Suddenly, a tree fell on Marc.
- Oh my God! He died! Exclaimed George
- What happens to him now that he is dead? Asked Peanut
- Oh, we leave it here we continue our march, we will be exploring BullShit, or, take him to the hospital…
- Naaaaaaaah, said Peanut and George, simultaneously
The two young friends went in search of this mysterious city. Will they survive in this adventure? Will Michael Jackson become black again? We will know it in the next episode of "A Bunny And Also A Squirrel"
On sale everywhere. (In a library)
*Michael Jackson: Synonym for *****]
