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Learning to fly.
www.woot.com is selling "random bags of crap"
This is a quote from the description ^^

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS:

01. Thou shalt not expect thy crap to be especially nice. The only permissible exception: non-native English speakers who have recently learned to speak the language and may be unfamiliar with the word “crap”.

02. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours. Nothing personal, dirty. We say “random” and “random” we mean. It’s not our fault if the gods, in their wisdom, have deemed you inferior. Take it up with Zeus, Ra, Huitzilopochtli, or whoever.

03. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. In fact, this is a good general rule for living.

04. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on our server. Our server’s taken just about enough abuse from you this past week. Don’t antagonize a machine that possesses your credit card number and a means to disseminate it to hundreds of thousands of people.

05. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, if you don’t get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

I ended up talking to megan for an hour again sweatdrop I think I can get some work done now though.

I painted my nails pretty, I found a pattern for margars bracelet.

I got my ipod today ^^ I'm going to give it to Marko and then Paul, and then I'll get all my music from K. Park. I'm going to need to get msi from someone again D= and Bass Hunter from Julia... Lots of work to be done there.

Today I caught the bus on time, and found out a block later, I didn't need to. I went to school anyway to see megan, but then I found out a few blocks later, no freshman either >.< So I ran home, and missed the other bus. So I ran back to school, then I stayed after with megan and ran back home. After that my a** hurt, it still does, but she was waiting for the bus, so I got my track bike ready and biked back to school, hung out for half an hour and bike back home. I enjoyed the training ^^ Life lesson, school toilet paper = Sand paper. I hope girls get softer toilet paper, they need it for other places >.<

I think I can smell megan on my face ^^ I have a little trail of hickies, I like them.

Today at lunch I took my shirt off for a sec and my friend hid it from me real good D= I almost went to class without it. I got like 3 coments on my light blue boxers, I never really liked them >.< I need more boxers I only have like what.... 7ish pairs. Aw s**t, I need to buy shoes really bad too...

We'll today was good, I'm glad someone can give me the power to get off of my normally lazy a**.

Oyasumi~Heart String, I love you Megan ^^






User Comments: [1]
Beagirl1227
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 @ 12:16pm


lol im working you too hard, i dont think this is healthy. XD we need to have a checklist of like 10 things; you can only do the harder ones once per day, but on days when you're more energetic/when you dont have a lot to do you can be allowed to do more than one. lol jeesus i seriously think im working you way too hard. XD no pun intended. and yeah, the girls' toilet paper is a lot softer than sandpaper most of the time, but sometimes if could just be like a SERIOUSLY thin piece of paper. i think we've just learned to ignore it..
and that is the most amazing list of craptasticness that i have EVER. SEEN. rofl


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