scream It's a vampire!
scream Quick honey hide the kids while I get a wooden stake!
surprised Okay. *Shoves kid in the sink*
gonk Are you insane! You might accidentally turn on that saw thingy down here!
scream honey I can't see very well! Turn on the kitchen light!
gonk The light switch! Not the kitchen sink saw one!
surprised I can't tell which is which! I'll just close my eyes and pick.
gonk I hate my parents...
surprised I feel a switch! *flicks the switch. kitchen sink saw turns on*
gonk Holy $#!%!!!! *blood and guts spurt out of the sink*
scream Honey you killed our kid!
surprised Yeah... I'm not the lucky type. Lost my toes at gambling.
scream Don't just stand there! Make a blood cocktail for the vampire so she leaves us alone!
surprised Okay! *puts the guts and blood into a cocktail glass* here honey, catch! *throws blood cocktail*
scream you know I ca- *blood cocktail hits his face and goes in his mouth* Our son tastes like $#!%!!!!
twisted *appears in the room* Give me your blood!
scream Give me a second so I can vommit up my son's.
evil Gross... You people are too old anyways.
surprised You called me old!!!! mad HISS! *breaks wooden table leg off* Come and get some!
twisted A fight... MUAHAHAHA!!!
mad *Throws wooden stake at vampire which hits her dead on in her left eye* Holy $#!%!!! I actually am lucky! *slips and dies*
twisted This place is insane!!! *dies*
scream What just happened!
domokun I'm a potato!
scream This is jacked up!!! *gets eaten by potato*
domokun *eats himself*
THE WACKED UP WEIRD STRANGE UNNEEDED END TO THE RANDOM STORY!
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