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title: I AM THE INCARNATE OF RACSIST JESUS
because jesus was racist. if you don't think so, read S. Matthew, XV, 21-29, or any mention of Tyre and Sidon/"the gentile woman who wanted her daughter healed" in S. Matthew or Mark. S. Luke, VII, 8 and S. Luke, VVI, 9 also supports this claim.
Note: all of the sources above are passages from the King James edition of the Holy Bible

anyways, the idea of one person being the reincarnation of Jesus sprung from this thing on a field trip, where we were walking through these boulders, and we felt empowered while standong on them, and one of my friends said "i feel like moses", but then tripped and fell painfully off the rock. a few minutes later, i said "I feel like racist jesus, and regular jesus" and nothing bad happened.
so we formed this theory that moses, jesus, abraham, mohammed, buddha, and any other non-avatar.god religious figures were all reincarnations of eachother, and so shared the same soul, and spread the same basic ideals. the origination of these people would be Eve, and indirectly Adam (Eve was made from Adam's rib, so is technically a part of Adam, so when all the religious figures were reincarnations of Eve, they were also indirectly reincarnation's of Adam)
now, later in my own tale, we made this up, and I randomly declared "and I am the reincarnation of all of them!"
awesomely enough, after this happened, nothing bad happened to me. i was not smited by god, and not taken offense at by moses for saying i felt like him (one of my other friends made a comment about "feeling like Eve" and then walked into a tree branch, similar to how my other friend tripped and fell off the rock. am i the only one who sees a connection?)
theorectically speaking, you could also say that Cain was the reincarnation of Lilith, (or possibly one of her offspring, the Lian/Liam/"the plagues of humankind" wink , and then most of the more horrible mass-murderers and spree-killers were reincarnations of those two.

anyways, that's enough philosophy and religion for one entry. cheers everybody.