This night is so normal, it's scary. My parents and sister are off at volleyball and I'm here on the computer bored to death. The dogs are asleep in random places in the house and the TV's on somewhere, though nobody's watching it. But you know, something exciting could happen. I mean, how many books have you read that began with "It was all just a normal day" or "Nothing exciting hinted what was to come." Who knows, a giant wormhole could appear right where I'm sitting and suck me into an alternate universe where people walk upsidedown in the sky and and ducks rain on Tuesdays. Always expect the unexpected!
What if martians came down and seized Frank, mistaking him for their missing leader. Then me and Gracie would have to chase them with my rocket ship I have in my backyard to their planet, Glorf, and save Frank from becoming a doggie sacrifice.
Ooh! I know! Two battling wizards come crashing through the wall and accidentally hit me with a curse that turns me into a moose. As the curse is irreversible, I would have to communicate for the rest of my life by banging my hooves on the ground.
What does this post teach you about me? I NEVER have a normal day. Over and out!
 Wingwax · Sat Nov 06, 2004 @ 02:59am · 2 Comments |
