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there once waz a girl who waz a bit 2 curious for her own good whe people told dont do it its dangerous she had 2 porve them wrong..... and thats how dis story all begins w/ her mom sayin don go playin in dose dark woods u hear me!
she said in a inocent voice "but of course mother when ave i ever betrayed ure trust" her mother thought for a sec and said in a pissy voice "if i said how many times u did dat id be of senial age u pain in da arse scream " goldie-lox did even blink she looked rather proud. She then strode at the door letting it have a very lovly very lound ringing *SLAM!* and skipped right to those forbidden dark woods
she skippped for 3 hours straight untill she tripped over what she thought waz a log (or so she wished when she relized what it waz) a high pitch scream waz let out waking a massive boa who turned its hungry eyes on this chubby little brat who had woken him up he made to take her head of and missed his target instead he removed her right arm in one clean SWWWWWWWIPE* the scream she let out made it all the way back 2 her mothers kiction room. Her mother looked smug for a moment then said 2 her husband pay up i told u she'd go in!
hour's later goldie-lox was limping towards a set of comforting lights cringing evry other step where her severd am would be jolted... the lights turned out 2 be a set of bon fires small but distintly outlinded w/ big people or what looked like big people sitting near the cozzy fires... she ran down 2 one which looked like they might not mind another there 2 join indeed the creature there didnt mind another companion since they were finishing off their last one...................
and that is where the story of goldi-lox an da 3 bears ends (mostly cause i cant verbalize the violenc witnised there that night twisted )
The End

and the all lived miserbly ever after
all except the now full three bears twisted cool