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I don't know.
The awsomeness compells you!
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?fn=wow-realm-darkiron&t=17836&p=1&tmp=1#post17836

Female Comebacks!


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


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Dorg Endo
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commentCommented on: Wed Sep 07, 2005 @ 01:11am
"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." -George W. Bush

This is why Bush fails at life


commentCommented on: Wed Sep 07, 2005 @ 01:13am



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