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And now Daisy and I being insane:
Now for some stories.
Rat Climber...
I'm sitting on the computer and my sister starts yelling at me, "Blue come up here!" "No" I instantly responded in my Hiram Voice. "No you have to come see this, theres a mouse climbing up the side of the house" she yelled back. I got jumped to my feet and ran up the stairs, she pointed out the window. "Oh my god, its going to fall, we have to save it" I said in excitement. I ran out the door, grabbing my moms fluffy pink shower cap on the way out, and bolted for the back door. I ran out along our back wall that, and leaned up against our house, patiently waiting and watching the mouse as it sat at a 90 degree angle on the wall. Eventually it went back to climbing, it was trying to figure out how to get past the smooth metal part of the roof. It was clawing that the paste used to seal the corner edge of the metal shingling. Like I thought, it ended up falling, and in slow motion I lunged forward and missed... The mouse however did slightly bounce off of the shower cap, onto a slanted piece of plastic, were it then slid down into a pile of dry leaves. I watched as it scurried under the piece of plastic that probably saved its life. However I take partial credit for slowing the fall and bouncing it onto the piece of plastic.
I'm tryin' to write good, n' stuff, sorry if you don't like the story like writing style =P
Poop Story
It has to be told,but before I say anything, by the time I was pooping, I had to poop really bad. That being said I was on the phone with Megan, and I told her I needed to poop. She said she'd wait on the line, so I walked up to the bathroom and put the phone down on the window sill. I took my did my business, picked up the phone and stood up. "ok, I'm done..." "Wait. You know when you take a poop and then you stand up and you realize you have to poop again?"
I don't know why she couldn't hear me, but I quickly got the response "What?"
"I said, you know when you take a poop and then you stand up and you realize you have to poop again?"
"What," she said again.
"I SAID DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE TO- AW ******** HOLD ON," I then proceeded to throw my cell phone under the toilet, fail to put the toilet seat down, and finally leap over the toilet butt first and finish, 'my business.' I then picked up my phone and returned to talking to Megan, this time standing up to realize, aw s**t, I missed a little...
Yea, I can't help but laugh every time my photographic memory goes back to the image and state of mind.
Odd Sexual Dreams [explicit content]
I have a lot of dreams about bathrooms, I don't know why... This time I was at a urinal, and the urinal portion of the bathroom was separated by a low 'public bathroom stall' type of wall. There was a mother looking over the wall at me and the other men peeing. This made me uncomfortable, and then I realized her daughter was in the urinal section, and the mother was telling her to do something to one of us, it wasn't clear what she said. The little girl was actually this real life lolli porn star. I can't remember her name, but anyway when I finished peeing she started blowing me. One of the guys who was peeing at a urinal looks at me and asks "what are you doing?" "This is a dream right," I replied. Paranoia ran threw my mind for a what seemed like a minute. "Yea this is a dream." The girl backed away from me and I started walking threw the building. I started running, and I jumped and swung on a bar up into a hole in the ceiling and then back out again. This is definitely a dream, I can't do that in real life.
I vividly remember running threw what looked like a combination of Belmont hills and New Jersey, where someone I knew was fighting everyone in his path. We came across the same girl from the bathroom and he was about to hit her or something. "Wait I know her" I said, he stopped and backed away, as we walked towards a house that reminded me of AJ's she turned into my cousin. After going into this poorly lit house and briefly talking to the owner we snooped around, me and my [now] cousin walked into a dark room away from the other people we were with. All of a sudden she climbed on to a table an, basically, offered herself to me. I think at the time my mind was like. WHaT? and it ended.
Epic Quote of the Day
"When shows were good, not Rent."
That was my psyc teacher XDXD
ITS SUPER DUPER ******** LATE, GOOD NIGHT!
