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There once was a girl named Lisa.
"Hey ma, I got $5 from James again!"
"Again? Don't you know he's just trying to see your panties if you do a cartwheel?!"
"Oh."
"This time you wear something else...!"
"Okay ma, if you say so!"
The next day...
"Hey ma! I got $50 now!"
"Did you do a cartwheel for James again?!"
"Yes!"
"Didn't I tell you? He would just look at your panties!"
"But I didn't wear anything."

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There was a boy who went to his girlfriend's home for dinner and to see her parents. He needed to fart. Luckily the mom and his GF went to wash the dishes. He was with the dog, and the dad. The dog was under his chair.
He thought,"I can just fart a lil'. I bet he can't hear me."
He farted. The dad didn't notice.
"Hehe, I'll fart again." he thought.
He farted more.
The dad said,"POPPY!" That was the dog's name.
"Oh great now he thinks the dog is farting! I'll let it all out now!" he thought.
He let out all of his fart.
"POPPY GET OUT OF THERE BEFORE HE CRAPS ON YOU!" the father said.

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There was a wife and a husband living in an apartment. The wife was taking a shower.
The husband's friend Bill rang their alarm. The husband was taking a walk so the wife covered herself with a towel and opened the door.
"Why hello Bill."
"Hello."
"What do you need?"
"Well, I'll give you $350 if take off that towel."
"Okay."
She took off the towel and let Bill see everything.
"Thanks and here."
He gave her $350.
When the husband came home, the wife said
"I got $350!"
The husband said,"Oh yeah, did Bill give me back the $350 dollars he owed me?"