Actual Recipe for an "antiseptic douche"
Mix one teaspoon lysol antibacterial agent with one quart of water. Combine in a separate container before pouring into douche bag.
Wonder how many girls' vaginas were ruined by using that. I do know some douche bags I'd like to pour some lysol into....
THEN
Went to get a steamer from the coffee house in the Union right before closing time. I had to pay with a credit card since I didn't have enough cash, and they didn't want to bother with the machine again, so I got it for free. Cheerio!
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Sporadic tales of the more exciting/dramatic parts of my life. Will be updated infrequently, but usually with some interesting and/or funny stuff. Drama!
Current favorite quote: "The subtext of the [Twilight] series tells me Edward has a small p***s."
Without innuendo, all we're left with is polite conversation.
Without innuendo, all we're left with is polite conversation.