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[11:34] .J.A.M.: para~!
[11:37] _zephyr: jamma~~
[11:37] .J.A.M.: m'kay, so last night I had some fun with Bovine, aaand he was playing with my neck, aaand I woke up about five minutes ago, aaand now there's a nice bruise that looks like I got into a fight with someone's dentures and the dentures won.
[11:38] _zephyr: XD
[11:38] _zephyr: that's awesome
[11:38] .J.A.M.: Yeah.
[11:39] .J.A.M.: aaand holy crappers, I'm gonna be with my Big Bro tomorrow and he's gonna kick my booty if he sees it. xD
[11:39] _zephyr: XD
[11:39] _zephyr: tell him that you got in a fight
[11:39] _zephyr: and you beat em good
[11:39] .J.A.M.: Yeah, my enemy was a biter.
[11:39] _zephyr: yep
[11:39] _zephyr: that's what happened
[11:40] .J.A.M.: There are punchers, hair-pullers, scratchers.
[11:40] .J.A.M.: This one just happend to bite at my neck.
[11:40] .J.A.M.: Bwah.
[11:40] _zephyr: XD
[11:40] _zephyr: yes
[11:41] _zephyr: get one of your girlfriends to pretend to be angry cat fer ya
[11:41] .J.A.M.: Ah, I could say that've 'joined a cult and that the bruise is a crescent moon, not teeth marks, you silly goose.'
[11:41] _zephyr: XD
[11:41] .J.A.M.: Bwaha
[11:41] _zephyr: I like that one
[11:41] .J.A.M.: Me too.
[11:41] _zephyr: then he'll be too busy questioning your sanity and forget to question all about your sexuality
[11:41] _zephyr: and what not
[11:41] .J.A.M.: Exactly!
[11:42] _zephyr: you should throw in some scary makeup and chanting in ther somewhere
[11:42] .J.A.M.: If he dare pokes at this bruise I'ma have to slap 'em though, I know he's gonna do it.
[11:42] .J.A.M.: Bwahahaaaa.... I've got just the cape~
[11:42] _zephyr: XD
[11:42] .J.A.M.: It's soore.
[11:43] _zephyr: " HOW DARE YOU DEFILE MY MARK OF THE LUNAR DEITY "
[11:43] .J.A.M.: 'kay, I gotta go put on clothes and take a shower, hun. Bovine is comin' to take me to the movies~
[11:43] .J.A.M.: wooo~
[11:43] _zephyr: /eggplant slap/
[11:43] _zephyr: mmkay
[11:43] _zephyr: have fuun~
[11:43] .J.A.M.: eggplant!♥
[11:44] .J.A.M.: You have fun too, you silly goose~
[11:44] _zephyr: honk im in the nips from meh~ <3
[11:44] .J.A.M.: I shall!
[11:44] _zephyr: =D now go make your self purteh~
[11:44] .J.A.M.: -I'm also sooo gonna take a pic of this love-bite. x3
[11:44] _zephyr: XD
[11:44] .J.A.M.: -prances away-