MEN....well males in general
TO THE GIRLS: (guys should read to ^_^) If i asked you whats the first describing word (adjective) that describes men, then i bet your answer would be PERVERTED or MEAN or something in that genrae. Now, I would agree with you, but I do have to say that ALL of us are perverted on levels, and mean on all levels. Men have a wide varity of both.
On one hand there's the usual guy that does guy stuff with his guy friends, trying to insult him in anyway and try to beat the living daylights out of them. The usual guy who has chick friends and is nice to talk to when no other guy is around, other wise he tries to impress his friends by spitting out any sex joke his mind can think of.
On an extreme, there are guys who dont seem perverted much at all. For example, my friend Ryan dosent seem perverted much at all. yes he does do sex jokes, but thats usually only if somebody else brings them up and aims them at him. And he also is very competitive like any other guy so he isnt WEIRD or anything. But I like him as a friend because he treats me as anybody else. He dosent try to sweet talk me or touch me pervertedly just because i have breasts. Now he dosent go driving me into walls as he does with some of his other friends, but he does goof around with me and is quite competitive with me like me being a girl dosent bother him, wich I find out id AWSOME! I wish more of my guy friends were like this, but unfortunetly...
Ok you probably already know the other extreme, PERVERTED AS HELL! These fun chaps know how to make a girl laugh (so her boobs fly up and down) and how to make her almost hurl with the jokes they say (i guess they just cant hold all thier thoughts in you know?). They also like to get REAL close and breathe down your neck, then shout "BEND OVER!" Which I do find funny but I make sure to laugh when I'm on the opposite side of the room of them. There's also the shy ones, that don't have the right social skills so they just watch girls from afar. Making sure to look all the way up and all the way down. Brrr.... sends chills down any girls back just thinking of that.
And don't let me mis-lead you. Guys from the ages of 12-70 think like this. So when you go wearig that new mini skirt or low cut top, know that all you're mostly doing is having old men think about inserting their (ah-hems) in your (ah-whom). I know, scary thought aint it? This is a good reason why I wear baggy pants and shirts to school now. I had one teacher, Mr. Weaver, who put all the girls with big tits in the front and the hefty ones in the back. (ITS TRUE!) And I used to wear mini skirts a lot so I was in the front to, and you dont know how grossed out I felt whtn I saw him peering down my shirt and licking the drool off his lips. >____< ok well anyway thats pretty much all i wanted to say and BF are different. make sure your with a guy that can keep control of is pee-pee and his HANDS, otherwise your not gonna like that results.
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