A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. *personal favourite*
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
668: Neighbor of the Beast.
A friend is one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.
A neat desk is a certain sign of a sick mind.
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. *personal favourite*
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
668: Neighbor of the Beast.
A friend is one who comes in when the whole world has gone out.
A neat desk is a certain sign of a sick mind.
All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
