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So, with the Great Walrus's honor and glory restored, he was now ready to do what every young walrus must do at some point in their lives. Find a mate.

Basch was troubled. A mate? Fffff. He was not interested in such matters. All he wanted to do was hit the bars with the boys, occasionally swim with the dolphins in the unicorn sea, and make sure the Princess Ashe was happy and well.

But wait! His duties no longer concerned the princess and her kingdom. He was now the personal body guard of the young Archadian Prince, Larsa. Still, the walrus couldn't help it. He made a promise, and he would see that he made good on it. B|

"O-omg." he said, watching the walruses play in the ocean. "I love Lady Ashe!"

Then the Great Walrus hopped onto a large dolphin and rode it all the way to the Dalmasca Estersands, through the Barheim Passage, down the Garamsythe Waterway, and into the Royal Palace. Could he have taken the easy way and just gone in through the front entrance from Rabanastre? Only an amateur would do that. cool

"Lady Ashe! Lady Ashe!" Some guards ushered the princess into the hallway. "A strange man riding a dolphin has entered the palace...ON THE DOLPHIN! HE'S STILL RIDING IT. WHAT CAN WE DO?"

Ashe gasped and slapped the guard. "Who are you to talk of strange m-"

!!!!!

Basch elegantly glided up to Ashe, a few pieces of seaweed still stuck to his hair.

"YOUR MAJESTY. I HAVE COME ALL THIS WAY TO WARN YOU OF THE URGENT AND PRESSING NEWS THAT THE HOBBITS HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO ISENGARD."

"....d-dats great Captain.." she watched him take a big swig of Snapple Iced Tea, followed by a deep breath. He slid off the dolphin and dropped to his knees unceremoniously.

He offered her to share his snapple, and she gasped so much that it nearly brought about an asthma attack. To share one's snapple meant that one was asking one's hand in marriage.

"y do u do dis?" she cried as he slipped a ring pop on her finger.

"Because you are my Walrus-mate and together we must liberate the region of Isengard."

They embraced in an epic unicorn kiss. Basch admired her ring pop.

"Do you know how unicorns are made, my lady?"


To be continued...