Large
• The Grand Canyon
• The Great Divide
• Horse's collar
• Clown's Pocket
• Cathedral (my organ's never played in one this large before)
Small
• Mouse's ear
• Eye of a needle
Slutty
• Box of assorted creams
• Municipal cockwash
• Bulldog eating porridge (post coital appearance)
Pubic Hair
• Bear trapper's hat (hairy as a)
• Minge
• Brillo pad (coarse)
• Rusty brillo pad (redheads)
• Baby bear
Clitoris
• The little/bald man in the boat.
• The sugared almond
• The remote control (can never find it when you need it)
• Pearltongue (Chiefly black term.)
Labia visible through clothing
• Beetle's bonnet
• Camel's toe
• Monkey's chin
• Shark's fin (swimsuit display)
• Mumblers (When they can be seen moving through the clothing, but you can't understand a word they are saying.)
Sex Terms
• Bang the screen door
• Doing the nasty
• Don Mr. Happy's business suit (put on a condom)
• Driving the beef bus to tuna town.
• Give the monkey a banana
• Hump like a Schnauzer
• How's your father
• Hide the salami
• Hop into the horse's collar
• Inoculation against virginity
• Knockin' those boots • Lay some pipe
• Park the pink bus in the fur garage
• Ride the baloney pony
• Run the meat
• Sausage and donut situation
• Slip'er the crip'ler (debilitatingly vigorous sex and/or p***s size)
• Vaginal bungee jumping
• Vatican Roulette (form of monthly gambling that leads to large familes)
