They say laughter is the best medicine - so who came up with the phrase, "I died laughing"?
Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they've already seen you naked.
What's wrong with the United States? They only have two choices for President, but fifty for Miss America.
Any reason they nail down the lid of a coffin?
When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Where do they put price stickers on non-stick pans?
If it's called lipstick, why is it always coming off?
When they sing, "Take me out to the ball game" they're already there. Why?
Who's idea was it to make the word abbreviation so long?
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