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RANDOMNESS ABOUND
for twilight addicts
xD I got this at school

How to cure obsessive-Twilight syndrome: What to do if you or someone you know is infected

1: Remind them of what real vampires are. Start with showing them a decent vampire movie. ex: Van Helsing

2: Provide them with new reading materials. Once again, about actual vampires with actual vampire qualities.

3: Remind them that Bella, Edward, or any other character do not exist. And also remind them the movie actors are just that: actors.

4: Hook them up. A boyfriend/girlfriend may distarct them from Twilight. If they are already dating, ask them to help with the OTS victim. If they are infected, you will need to cure them seperately. If they are calling themselves Bella and Edward, you may need to take drastic measures.

5:Hide their glitter, fangs, etc. when their not looking. You may also hide their money to keep them from buying more twil;ight stuff.

6: Kepp them away from Hot Topic AT ALL COSTS. The overexpsure to twilight stuff may cause a relapse.

7: If they are not cured at this point, you may need to have an intervention. Gather the victims family and lure the victim into a room, lock the door, and allow the family to tell the victim what Twilight is doing too their life. If they dont listen, go to step 8 immediately.

8: If everything else has failed so far, hold an exorcism. This is best done with at least 10 others. Restrain the infected and begin reading Bram Strokers Dracula aloud. Tear up Twilight pictures, burn the books and paraphenalia. Continue for several hours, or days, if needed. When the OTS victime finally goes limp, do not let them go until they can answer all your vampire questions correctly. Afterwards, slap them if they ever mentio Twilight again, until they permanately shut up about it.






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black_kiss000
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commentCommented on: Sat Jan 16, 2010 @ 07:23pm
Oh s**t. xDDDD Sarah likes Twilight.


commentCommented on: Sun Jan 17, 2010 @ 04:19pm
LET THE EXORCISM BEGIN!!!!!



Shadow of the Light9283
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So Zetta SIow
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commentCommented on: Mon Jan 18, 2010 @ 06:02am
lol that is epic my mom lieks twilight


commentCommented on: Tue Jan 19, 2010 @ 02:05am
MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
But i have to say no to number 6! Roxy and Sarah likey Hot Topic.
Oh and she called herself Bella today...and you Edward! xD



black_kiss000
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Shadow of the Light9283
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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 19, 2010 @ 01:28pm
How dare she disgrace me. I am WAY more epic than any twilight character. (unfortunately, the same can't be said in the looks department. I mean, fan girls have started mosh pits over the actors)


commentCommented on: Wed Jan 20, 2010 @ 03:36am
Ew, the only hott one is Jacob.
Edward is like, ******** dead looking. He is way to pale, his hair is gross, his lips are way to skinny, and he sparkles, he is just overall disgusting.
But most girls at my school love you then anything else. I make about 20 bucks showing them your profile between classes. >:] I am making more money then Twilight does.



black_kiss000
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