Like a good little girl I am,
I thought that I should do this. ;D
Something a beloved friend wrote for me ! (:
CAROL!!!
Today's 'About Me' section section will be dedicated to you
so pay close attention. I'll only say these things once. IN PUBLIC. Got that?
So first off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
You're 15 now. Older than me. I feel greatfully left out.
Why am I always the one to do the catch ups?
Always giving me all the work huh? Hmmm how very rude of you.
Anyways, no presents for you today. Yeahh. Such a friend am I huh?
BUT this'll be your present. So you better treasure it cuz I will be burning this
the day.
Soo on the subject of 'birthday', I WISH I CAN GO TO CANADA JUST SO I CAN
GIVE YOU YOUR BIRTHDAY BEATS. 15 times baby. Just keep growing Carol.
You're doing a good job. Keep at it.
Sooooo let's go way back. All the way back to September where I supposedly ruined your life shall we? Let's see.... Back then you were.. Errrr ..
To be blunt, dumb. How? Well, our first conversation was something like
'How was your day?'
blahblahblahblah.
I replied with something like this
'Well, apparently, I'm a soprano. I thought I was an alto.'
You said
'What's that?'
dumb right?!?! I would've simply googled it.
And another one was about vibes.
YOU FAIL AT MATH.
Carol is the type of person that'll give you plenty misfortunes.
Tons of them. The greatest one she had given me was a little typo
of her phone number. And you'll probably know what'll happen from here
but it was DISASTROUS. If you know me very well, I'm one of those
negative person so I texted the number saying some negative stuffs.
It was so bad that the person called me demanding my name and location and such. Way to go Carol. Seriously almost changed my life.
Little Miss Birthday Girl ain't nice. She's the cruelest girl you'll ever meet.
Seriously. Don't argue with her. Nuhuh. You'll regret it. The girl kick asses.
Trust me. I've been there, done that. Whenever we have an agruement going,
I'm the one that loses. Every damn time. It's not fun. Wait no, it is fun.
Only if you like to lose. She's the fire. I'm the oil. It's like that everytime.
I dare whoever reads this ( besides Carol ) to argue with her. And if you win,
I'll give you 5k. Yupp. That's all I got ATM. We should all blame Carol for her.......
BAD TIMING! Oh yeahhh. Very horrible timing. It used to be like this.
Whenever I get on, she will be leaving.
Whenever she gets on, I'll be leaving.
Soo bad. Soo sad.
Seriously. I feel bad about not giving you a specific thing that you want, Carol.
Too bad I can't. I'm broke. And it's all because of your bad timing.
Born at the wrong time. And I don't care if you didn't asked for any.
I'll do it just so it'll make you proud. Tskkkkkk. I sound like a mom in reverse.
Yes. I am weird like that.
Speaking of weird, SHE IS FULL OF IT. Full of it big time.
She likes to jiggle her jellies. Weird.
She doesn't even have any of them 'jellies'.
Yet she's able to jiggle it. Impossible.
And for those that don't know what jelly is, it's fat.
Not boobs you hear?
Carol is karma bestest friend back then. Karma's always treating her
good whereas treating me like s**t. Here's what Carol told me to do to get good karma.
Be positive. Think positive.
Something like that. So that's what I did.
But I was treated like s**t. Being positive meant being nice which means more work. Carol, never give out adivces. You suck butts at it.
Carol and I have so much in common. We're both Asian.
We both have similar taste in music. And we're lovers of food.
Whenever we're bored, we always almost automatically click with the
subject of food. Food is simply that amazingg. But she has a weird
since of taste. I once virtually offered her either a cupcake or cookie ( I can't remeber ) and she refused it. Hmmm.
NO ONES TURNS DOWN CUPCAKES/COOKIES!
Freakish lady....
We also have differences. Carol likes guys with 6 packs.
Muscular guys. In other words, BUFFY GUYS. Ohh yeah. She sure
love those. She doesn't lie. No takes back Carol.
I prefer smart, nerdy, geeky, guys. That is enough for me.
Soooooo that is all for you today Carol.
I'm getting rather tired and sleepy~~
g'niteee.
Love, Tracy.
3:31 AM.
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