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This was a lovely conversation I had with my friend.
Me: jimbert_is_love
My friend: whitneylynnejones
whitneylynnejones: hmm
gosh I suddenly want Turner/Lucy strangely.
jimbert_is_love: .....
whitneylynnejones: but I still love me some Turner/Pherber.
sorry>?
jimbert_is_love: ........
what?
whitneylynnejones: *whimpers* I....What?
jimbert_is_love: Turner/Lucy sounds...... strange.
Het.
Het.
What
I
CAN
IT
YOU
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whitneylynnejones: CHAS/TURNER!
CHAS TURNER!
jimbert_is_love: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
whitneylynnejones: MR. CHASE TURNER
WAIT---WHAT
jimbert_is_love: M
YOU KNOW IT.
whitneylynnejones: MR. TURNER CHAS
wHAT IF THEY GOTS MARRIEDS?
jimbert_is_love: IT'S A CAPITOL FEST.
whitneylynnejones: AND PHERBER WAS THEIR PREACHERS
YEAH!
jimbert_is_love: PHERBER WANTED TO WATCH.
whitneylynnejones:SHE DID
SHE SO DID
BUT HEY
QUESTION
jimbert_is_love: SHE LOVED IT.
whitneylynnejones: question
LIKE
jimbert_is_love: NOOOOOO. CAPS.
CAPITAL ARE THE WAY.
THEY ARE YOUR WAY.
whitneylynnejones: WHY WAS SHE FILMING TURNER IN THE BEDROOM FIRST SCENE WE SEE, OR REALLY SEE TURNER AND LUCY WHY WAS PHERBER FILMING THAT
PLEASE ENGLIGHTEN ME
jimbert_is_love: AS SAID, SHE LIKES TO WATCH. AND THEN HAVE A WANK LATER AND SELL IT ON THE BLACK MARKET.
FOR MONEY. AND FOR SCANDAL.
whitneylynnejones: AH THAT IS AWESOME
SO LIKE HEY
HOW YOU DOING
jimbert_is_love: SO IT'S FLOATING IN THAT MARKET.
whitneylynnejones: AH
jimbert_is_love: DRUG BURGER.
whitneylynnejones: INTERESTING
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING AGAIN
?
jimbert_is_love: BECAUSE, ********. ENGLISH. DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
whitneylynnejones: IDK!
jimbert_is_love: HABLAN INGLES?
whitneylynnejones: que?
que poso?
jimbert_is_love: s**t SON. YOU CAUGHT ME.
whitneylynnejones: or whatever--
jimbert_is_love: OH MIERDE.
OH s**t.
whitneylynnejones: OH KEITH--
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
I SAID RONNIE
NO YOU DIDN'T
jimbert_is_love: I SAID "OH s**t".
whitneylynnejones: YEAH THAT
jimbert_is_love: I LEARNED IT FROM "BEDAZZLED".
whitneylynnejones: HEHE
jimbert_is_love: CHARLIE KILLS HIS BANDMATES.
N HIS FLUFFY DI- MANLY BLACK JOURNALS.
whitneylynnejones: HE DOES ALWAYS LOOK EXHAUSTED IN THOSE TAPES.....ANYWAY
jimbert_is_love: BILL HAS ACTUALLY NEVGER PEED UNDER 5 MINUTES Y'KNOW.
whitneylynnejones: THEN RONNIE LOLED SO HARD THAT MILK CAME OUT OF HIS NOSE BUT KEITH LOOKED AT HIM WITH A 'DUDE YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS, THAT IS SO HARDCORE' LOOK BUT THAT WAS USAULLY FOR ANITA WHENEVER SHE WAS ON THAT FUDGING STAGE WITH MIC--WAIT--THAT a**!
ANYWAY...
jimbert_is_love: THEN KEITH LIKE "I CRY HEROIN DUDE, BEAT YOUR MILK WITH THAT."
whitneylynnejones: "BUT WHAT--MICK SAID YOU CAN'T!" RONNIE CRIED OUT IN HORROR
jimbert_is_love: KEITH SHOT LASERS OUT OF HIS EYES IN RAGE.
HE CONVULSED WITH LASERS.
"MICK YOU INGNORANT SLUT!"
whitneylynnejones: RONNIE SCREAMED LIKE THE GIRL HE WAS, A VERY PRETTY GIRL [JUST LIKE MICK SAID BECAUSE HE LOVED HIM MORE THAN HE EVER WOULD KEEF ANYWAY]
"NO, KEEF! I LOVE YOU TOO! WE CAN BE TOGETHER 4 EVER!"
RONNIE CRIED OUT
jimbert_is_love: KEITH FOAMED ACID AT THE MOUTH IN RAGE.
whitneylynnejones: "DON'T WORRY! I GOT STUFF!" THEN RONNIE THREW A PRETTY JACK DANIELS AT HIS BEST GIRLFRIEND--MATE. EVER.
jimbert_is_love: MICK SCREAMED. "OH KEEFLEPUFF, DON'T BE MAD AT ME!" *CLINGS*
whitneylynnejones: "YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME!" RONNIE CRIED OUT, BECAUSE HE WAS GOOD AT THAT IN THE BEDROOM. AND THAT'S WHAT SHEEEEE SAID.
RAINBOWS WAS BEHIND HIM SUDDENLY TURNING INTO CLOUDED STORMS
jimbert_is_love: MICK SCREAMED OUT "LIES! WHY MUST YOU FILL OUR BAND WITH SLANDEROUS LIES?!"
whitneylynnejones: "BUT I--OH SNAPS! WHY DOES CHARLIE GLARE AT US?!" RONNIE CLUNG TO HIS COMPANIONS' LEGS IN HORROR
jimbert_is_love: THEN RONNIE MADE A D: FACE
whitneylynnejones: OH NOES!
TBC>....
anyway
jimbert_is_love: CHARLIE SAYS ""MOVE AND I SNAP YOUR NECK."
whitneylynnejones: "BUT I GOTTA GO--" BILL WHISPERED TO MICK, ONLY A MERE INCH AWAY FROM CHARLIE ANYWAY
jimbert_is_love: CHARLIE THEN, OUT OF RAGE, SMASHED A TEA CUP IN THE SIDE OF BILL'S FACE.
whitneylynnejones: BILL CLUTCHED HIS CURRENTLY BLOTCHED FACE IN A FRIGHT "MICK, HE STRUCK ME!"
jimbert_is_love: "********. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND IN 'GET THE ******** OUT OF MY FACE?'"
CHARLIE SCREAMED IN RAGE.
whitneylynnejones: "BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME TOO?" BILL TRIED TO REASON, CLUTCHING HIS PRETTY PINK BLANKET CLOSE TO HIS CHEST IN COMFORT THAT ONLY BRIAN UNDERSTOOD, BUT THAT WAS ANOTHER STORY
jimbert_is_love: "WHAT THE ******** SHORTY." CHARLIE STARED BLUNTLY.
whitneylynnejones: BILL RUN INTO THE WILD, WILD, ....WILD JUNGLE, BUMPING INTO GEORGE HARRISON OF ALL PEOPLE
"GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE!" BILL SLAMED HIM AGAINST A TREE
jimbert_is_love: GEAORGE THEN STARED AT HIM. HIS UNIBROW SHOT OUT A RANDOM LASER BEAM.
OH s**t. SORRY." GEORGE SAID,NOT REALLY CARING.
whitneylynnejones: BILL DUCKED AS BEST AS HIS GIRLISH LEGS COULD GET HIM, GRABBING ONTO MR. BLANKIE BEFORE DASHING OFF ONTO A GOLDEN CHARIOT OF RAINBOWS
BUT THEN HE WAS TOTALLY JACKED FROM THAT BY MICK AND KEEF
jimbert_is_love: KEITH WASN'T FOAMING ACID ANYMORE.
whitneylynnejones: "MHMMM, I LOVE ME SOME CHARIOT" MUTTERED A VOICE FROM BELOW. IT WAS TED NUDGEN--OH DANG!
RUN!
jimbert_is_love: NICK MASON TORE THROUGH THE FORREST IN HIS LARGE FERRARI..
whitneylynnejones: TED NUDGENT'S HORSE GALLOPED UP AS TED JUMPED UP ON IT LIKE HE WAS HERACLUES
HIS BROAD DEER COVERED CHEST BLAZING WITH THE ACID BURNING KEEF'S EYES
"WHAT DO WE DO?!" CRIED BILL
jimbert_is_love: "I HAVE AN IDEA!" MICK CRIED.
HE THEN LEAPT AT THE NEAREST PERSON TO HAVE SEX WITH, SEEING THAT HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T GET ANYMORE.
whitneylynnejones: ALL THE WOODLAND CREATURES, INCLUDING A JOHN LENNON TIGER, CHEERED IN JOY
jimbert_is_love: "GOD, MICK, YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE! YOU'VE HAD MORE INFECTED WANGS IN YOU THAN A SHANGHAI HOSPITAL!" KEITH STATED BLUNTLY.
whitneylynnejones: "WTF" SIGHED A HANDSOME JOE PERRY WITH HIS WIFE STEVEN, ALSO WEARING CURLERS BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY, VERY MANLY, BESWIDE HIM
RANDOMLY THEN. IT WAS QUIET....
VERY....QUIET....
THEN.
A THUNDER BOLT STRUCK DOWN.
AND FROM THE THUNDER BOLT
WAS
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
WTF
"I AM FROM FUTURES YO RIZZLES!" JUSTIN CRIED OUT IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE
TBC>>....
-0
so.
how are you?
dude?
jimbert_is_love: MICK LEAPT FROM THE MAN. "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET SCREWED AT A CONVENTION OF JEWISH INSURANCE SALESMEN!" HE STATED. KEITH THEN MADE ;_______________; FACE.
whitneylynnejones: ....
*looks around* I have nothing.....
jimbert_is_love: I can keep going.....
because it's fun.
whitneylynnejones: I feel like I am not giving enough even though this is a parody roleplay.....
jimbert_is_love: It doesn't matter. It's OOC.
whitneylynnejones: all i got is Joe/Steven in curles and a wild ted nudgent
well yeah
jimbert_is_love: MAKE TED NUGGENT WEAR NOTHING BUT LEOPARD BIKINI'S.
whitneylynnejones: *giggles*
jimbert_is_love: KEITH'S MOUTH DROPPED, BUT WOULDN'T LET MICK KNOW THAT HE WAS GONNA CRY.
whitneylynnejones: HEY. hey you
BUZZ!!!
first buzz from me
ONCE UPON A TIME IN A WONDERFUL LAND OF EXCITEMENT AND WONDER, WAS ROCK N ROLL LAND. THERE LIVED MANY RESIDENTS, THOUGH EVEN SOME WERE HALF ASSED, IT DID NOT MATTER. THEY WERE FAMILY.
HA!
jimbert_is_love: "OH YEA? YOU'LL SEE. I'LL SLEEP WITH THE NEXT PERSON THAT COMES UP TO ME." AND WITH THAT, ANITA STEPPED UP BESIDE HIM.
whitneylynnejones: DANG IT!
jimbert_is_love: HOLLY HELL./
whitneylynnejones: *face desk*
oh yeah? yeah?
ONCE UPON A TIME IN A WONDERFUL LAND OF EXCITEMENT AND WONDER, WAS ROCK N ROLL LAND. THERE LIVED MANY RESIDENTS, THOUGH EVEN SOME WERE HALF ASSED, IT DID NOT MATTER. THEY WERE FAMILY.
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
BUT THERE....THERE WAS KING OF THE RESIDENTS...A MALE-FEMALE NAMED MICK.
jimbert_is_love: PEOPLE QUESTIONED THE RELATIONSHIP MICK HAD WITH HIMSELF AND A MIRROR.
whitneylynnejones: AS HE WAS ALWAYS LOOKING AT IT. CALLING IF KEEF. ASKING IF BOWIE WAS JUST TOYING WIT HIM. IF RONNIE WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT HIS LOVE.
jimbert_is_love: BUT THEN KEITH SHOWED UP TO SCARE BOWIE AWAY WITH THIS FACE ------------------------------------------------------------------------> face
BOWIE SCREAMED "******** HELL! KJHBKA HFIANF F" THEN BLEW UP.
whitneylynnejones: MICK PRANCED QUICKLY TO HIS DRUNKEN KNIGHT'S SIDE, GRABBING AT HIS HANDS IN EXCITEMENT
" MY LOVE, YOU CAME!" HE CRIED HIS GIRLISH VOICE
jimbert_is_love: "WHAT THE ******** b***h?" KEITH STATED. "WHY WEREN'T YOU BETWEEN MY LEGS WHEN I WOKE UP?" HE THEN PUNCHED MICK IN THE STOMACH.
whitneylynnejones: MICK LAUGHED, BELIEVEING FULL WELL THAT HIS LOVE WAS ONLY PLAYING AROUND. HE LOOKED AT HIS KEITH WITH SUCH ADORATION, SUCH LOVE "BOWIE SNATCHED ME!"
HE QUICKLY ACCUSED HIS ON-OFF-ON-AGAIN LOVER OF MANY
SECRETLY FROM A WINDOW, THERE WAS BILL, CHARLIE AND RONNIE ALL WATCHING
jimbert_is_love: "NO HE DIDN'T. YOU'RE JUST A WHORE"
whitneylynnejones: MICK SOBBED INTO KEITH'S HAIRY CHEST OF GLORY
"NO, I LOVE YOU!" HE STROKED HIS FINGERS DOWN THOSE THIN LEGS
jimbert_is_love: "MMM. HAIRY. SMELLS LIKE COCAINE" MICK SAID.
whitneylynnejones: RONNIE GASPED IN BETRAYAL
BUT WAS PULLED DOWN UNDER A CHAIR BY CHARLIE
A GASP WAS HEARD NEXT BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY
jimbert_is_love: CHARLIE SMASHED THE CHAIR INTO KEITH'S FACE. BUT HIS FACE REGENRATED.
whitneylynnejones: SLOWLY BILL MADE HIS WAY OVER BESIDE BOWIE, WHO HAD MAGICALLY COME BACK AS A GOBLIN KING
STRANGE
jimbert_is_love: 'BUT MICK," RONNIE CRIED. "YOU SAID I WAS PRETTY!"
YEAH WELL..." MICK STATED.
"I FEEL USED," RONNIE WHIMPERED.
whitneylynnejones: BILL IGNORED THEM ALL BUT HIS EYES LAID ON THIS FABELOUS PILE OF ORANGE BEFORE HIM "I....LOVE....YOU...."
BUT HE REALLY JUST LOVED THE BULGE THERE.
jimbert_is_love: THEN THE ORANGE SPOKE. IT THEN TURNED INTO LEYLE OR WHATEVER THAT STAR WARS CHICK SAID. IT SPOKE ---------------------------------------> Orange
whitneylynnejones: SPOCK
BUT YEAH
BUT ACROSS THIS CITY WAS LT. PETE AND HIS FIANCEE, ROGER
"BUUUUUT, PEEEEETE. YOU SAID--" ROGER CLUNG
jimbert_is_love: PETE 'THE NOSE' WAS CHEATING ON ROGER WITH HIS GUITAR. IT FELT HORRIBLE. THE SPLINTERS CHISALING HIS p***s.
SO ONE NIGHT, MICK AND KEEF WERE OUT AT MIDNIGHT, BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T TOO BRIGHT AT THINKING.
whitneylynnejones: THEN ROGER BUSTED OUT LAUGHING AS HE HIT THE SIDEWALK WITH HIS NEW GO-GO BOOTS
"YOU MINEEEEES!" HE CRIED UNTIL COUSIN KEVIN LICKED HIS LIPS AND HE RUN AWAY
HEY." COUSIN KEVIN CASUALLY GREETED WITH A BASEBALL BAT NAMED TOM, HINT HINT
jimbert_is_love: ROGER RAN SCREAMING DOING WIGGLEARMS ABOVE HIS HEAD.
whitneylynnejones: u
jimbert_is_love: PETE WAS ALL D:< AND GRABBED ROGER AND DRAGGED HIM INTO AN ALLEY WAY AND GAVE IT TO HIM UP THE BUM.
whitneylynnejones: ROGER WAS PLEASED.
UNTIL...HE HEARD HEAVY BREATHING REPEATING IN HIS EAR....STRANGE....PETE DIDN'T BREATH LIKE THAT--
jimbert_is_love: ROGER WAS ^____________^ THEN HE NOTICED THIS ----------------------------->
whitneylynnejones: HE STARED IN HORROR UNTIL MAJOR TOM REPELLED DOWN FROM A ROOF TOP
jimbert_is_love: "OH HAY!" ROGER SAID IN A STUPID HAPPY TONE.
"YOU'RE THAT GUY UNCLE ERNIE FROM THE THAT BABYSAT ME!"
whitneylynnejones: 'NO, DON'T DO....HEY." KEITH SLID UP BESIDE THEN ZIGGY STARDUST 'YOU GOT DUSTY?"
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!" KEITH YELLED AT ROGER
IT GOT REALLY QUIET...AWKWARD....
jimbert_is_love: ACTUALLY ROGER TOTALLY HADN'T HEARD OF HIM BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE'S A HOT PIECE OF a**. ALSO NOT SO BRIGHT.
whitneylynnejones: TBC>....
....so. this is getting akward.
jimbert_is_love: Not really.
It's providing me the lulz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiBBs_MogAc&feature=player_embedded BILL SAYS BUY IT.
whitneylynnejones: it's alright we can do this!
we can get you off the island!
but anyway
No music.
