Me: Hey Bob
Bob (BTW he's like the biggest farmer ever..): WHAT
Me: Do you have any mascara ;D?
Bob: *blank look*... Oh aye.
Me: Do you even know what that is?
Bob: Naw.
Me: WHAT? Jack, do you know what mascara is?
Jack: Oh yeah, its the wand thing which makes your eyes all black.
Me: Yeah it is surprised hey Bob, what is eyeliner?
Bob: It lines your eyes?
Me: You just got that from the name.. whats foundation?
Bob: *pause* stuff you use to put bricks on?
Me: *half dying with laughter* Whats your favourite brand of makeup?
Bob: *pause* Massey.
WHY?
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