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*little kids come walking in from breaktime with dandelions in their hands*
Me: You do know that you've just picked a weed?
Little girl: *starts crying*


HAHAHAHAAHAHA it was so funny xD

Me: OMG I love Sing for the Moment...
Friend: I know, isn't it great? Hey Jim, do you like it?
Jim: Um... yes. SING FOR THE MOMENT, SING FOR THE MOMENT (random tune which is totally NOT SFTM)
Us: xD


We were like 6 and he was 5.

Me: Hey Bob
Bob (BTW he's like the biggest farmer ever..): WHAT
Me: Do you have any mascara ;D?
Bob: *blank look*... Oh aye.
Me: Do you even know what that is?
Bob: Naw.
Me: WHAT? Jack, do you know what mascara is?
Jack: Oh yeah, its the wand thing which makes your eyes all black.
Me: Yeah it is surprised hey Bob, what is eyeliner?
Bob: It lines your eyes?
Me: You just got that from the name.. whats foundation?
Bob: *pause* stuff you use to put bricks on?
Me: *half dying with laughter* Whats your favourite brand of makeup?
Bob: *pause* Massey.


WHY?

Me: *chatting to my friend about living in somewhere really exotic*
Friend: Yeah, but what would you eat there?
Me: Oh, I'd love to try out all the different foods!
Friend: Yeah, but-
Random Girl: NAW SIR, YE CANNAE BEAT A GOOD BURGER.
Me: o.o


SRSLY WHY DO STUPID PEOPLE MAKE CONVERSATIONS? Dx

Me: *eating food*
Random Girl: What the hell is that?
Me: Hummus in a wrap with salad..
Girl: Ham what?
Me: HUMMUS. HUM- MUS
Girl: *blank look*

Girl: Sounds like some foreign Indian thing. Whats it made of?
Me: Um. Chickpeas I think along with other stuff.
Girl: *blank look*
Me: Yeah, um, I have to go..


GOD WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME?