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Well I haven't made a parody in a while. I had this up on my 'about me' but its too large so imma put it here. Hehe that's what she said. Anyway, its kinda-sorta-maybe out of sync with the song when it comes to Snoop's part. I'm just not black enough. sad

Enjoy! heart



[Snoop Dogg verse 1]
Greetings Niggas
Let's log on Gaia

[Katy Perry verse 1]
I know a place
Where the grass is really pixels
Large and diverse
There's always something to do here
Rallyin' and Towns
Wearin' nothin' but undies
The boys
Go insane
Try'na hack into our profiles (with pics)

You could lurk the interwebs
But nothing comes close
To this avi site
Once you register here
You'll be fapping non-stop
Ooooh oh ooooh!

[Chorus]
Gaia-online gurls
We're so despicable
Photoshop
Camera angles
Flawless skin
So fake
We don't look that hot
Ooooh oh ooooh!

Gaia-online gurls
We're irresistable
'Cuz our pics
Are always edited
Give me your Jew gold
And I will show my tits
Ooooh oh ooooh!

[Katy Perry verse 2]
Fap to our pics
We don't mind receiving attention
We sulk
In our fame
So we gain more ad nauseum (oh oh)

You could lurk the interwebs
But nothing comes close
To this avi site
Once you register here
You'll be fapping non-stop
Ooooh oh ooooh!

[Chorus]
Gaia-online gurls
We're so despicable
Photoshop
Camera angles
Flawless skin
So fake
We don't look that hot
Ooooh oh ooooh!

Gaia-online gurls
We're irresistable
'Cuz our pics
Are always edited
Give me your Jew gold
And I will show my tits
Ooooh oh ooooh!

[Snoop Dogg verse 2]
Brown, white
Black and Chinky
Tilt your cam 'cuz you're lookin' heavy
Wow, wow, cute avi
Your personality's very stunning

I mean that juan
No her name is not Juan
Touch her
Tease her
E-squeeze her buns (huh!)

The girl's a troll
She's not a girl
He's not ashamed
I'm okay
I'm not gay
I love the 'jay
Just like I love Gaia
Hollywood
And Jigsaw
This site has everything

All the boys
Hangin' out
All that gold
Handed out
To see bikinis and titties
No weenies
And the p***y
Hey GD lady (yeah)
You're making signs baby (uh huh)
But you photoshoppin' yo writing (ohh yeah)

[Chorus]
Gaia-online gurls
We're so despicable
Photoshop
Camera angles
Flawless skin
So fake
We don't look that hot
Ooooh oh ooooh!

Gaia-online gurls
We're irresistable
'Cuz our pics
Are always edited
Give me your Jew gold
And I will show my tits
Ooooh oh ooooh!

[Snoop Dogg verse 3]
Gaia-online girls man
I wish they all wouldn't be
Gaia-online girls
I really wish
You all would stop
Photoshoppin'