ketchup or catsup? Does anyone really spell it catsup anymore? There's that Fancy Catsup which comes in those little packets and, every time I see those I avoid them like the plague... or Richard Simmons. I think Fancy in that case is a substitute for "absurdly watery and gross". I think we should just strike this odd spelling from existence (and hopefully that fancy brand will fade in the process)... yeah.
Speaking of Richard Simmons... we should stop talking about Richard Simmons. He'll probably pop out of no where and try to make us all do aerobics. His shorts are inhumanly short. It's scary how he can walk outside in those things and not get tagged for indecent exposure. His hair is kinda freaky too...