From: [NPC] Diedrich
To: CrimsonTaki
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:24 pm
Subject: Did you know I love you?
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Did you know it's almost Valentine's Day? The day on which St. Valentine slew a pack of sleeping dragons by crawling into their ears and stabbing them in the brain? Now it's a day for celebrating love! Isn't that a wonderful turn of events!
One way to celebrate is by sending cards and gifts. That's a fact, and that's why I'm sending you this present-- because I am bursting with love for you! I'm like a furry pinata of love!
You can send gifts to your special people in the Valentine`s Forum. Maybe you will meet more people to love. That would just tickle me to death! No, it's a fact, hundreds of grunnies die every day from convulsions of joy!
OK, bye! I'm leaving now.
Goodbye!
From: [NPC] Radio Jack
To: CrimsonTaki
Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:24 pm
Subject: Crappy Valentine's Day to you!
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Valentine's Day-- what a crock of #^$%*. The only place I want to see your heart is on the end of my sword. Go lick a weasel, you slugbag. That's all I have to say about this stupid day. Go lick weasels 'til the sun goes down.
Oh, and one more thing: don't let these lovey-dovey morons think they're running the show. There are plenty of mean gifts for you to send in the Valentine`s Day Forum, as well as other people who share my enlightened view of this so-called holiday.
Here's a small gift from me. I hope it expresses my desire to punch you in your dumb face!
Later, sucker!
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