I really am going to rant here, so for all of you who do not like my very intellegent and well thought out rants, leave now.
Just now I've realized that so many people are using the ******** brb-ttyl-g2g-lol-stfu-wtf-omg phrases, I really hate you people. I want to SAVE THE VOWELS and put an end to all of you lazy-a**, stupid, and grammatically challenged youthes out there! Why are we so discriminant of all of out vowells? Are they suddenly bad for some obscure reason beyond my fathoming? I simply dont get some of you people who exclude, so blatently, these vowells. What happend to the well spoken Youth World that the human race had so long ago?
So for you now, I am going to simplify some of these so hard to use words that are shortened for you lazy-a** people out there.
First phrase, brb, is it really that hard to type out be-right-back. Be right back is just simply not a hard thing to type out. If youcan type the word 'the' you can type be right back.
Second phrase, stfu, first off, it includes the word' ********' and that is a word only for the ranting and the cursing. Shut the ******** Up, this phrase also applies to some of you people who use the shortened phrases. shut the ******** up is just as easy to type as be right back...
Third phrase, lol, why is laugh out loud so hard to personally, with thine own tiny fingers, type out. Even to simplyfy it more for you, I am suggesting the simple word ha. Or you can combine 'ha' with a twin to make the word 'haha,' more gramatically correct, 'ha ha.' Ha-ha-ha... not so hard.
Fourth phrase, omg, this is more of the reasonably shortened phrase, but still, 'oh-my-god' is not so hard to type... Oh my god, you people annoy me.
So, in closing, dont be lazy because someday you will need to type a ******** report, and then you will need to type a ******** document for some rich boss of yours. Just dont be lazy, because it drives people like me, and thousands of other, into ranting about you. So thankyou for your consideration, if you type so slow that these things are too hard for you, well then learn to type faster.
Thankyou for reading this far...
~Zac
Community Member