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Worst On-The-Job April Fool's Day Pranks: Lady: "How is he, doctor?" Doctor: "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but we couldn't save his leg." Lady: "His leg?!? Doctor, he was going in for heart surgery!!!" Doctor: "Oh...In that case, please excuse me while I prep for surgery." 7...6...5... Bomb Technician: "Oh crap. Which wire was it again?" A man walks into the morgue with yet another dead body. He has always hated this place, but he has to do what he has to do. As he's putting away the body, he hears a knock on one of the tiny metal doors. "Could you let me out?" a voice calls from inside, "It's kinda cramped in here!" There was soon another dead body to replace the living body of the prankster. Katie Wildheart · Fri Apr 01, 2011 @ 01:57pm · 0 Comments


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FEAR ME!!! I'm a black belt in pretending to know fake karate moves....

And those knives? Not only can I accidentally injure someone else with them, but I can accidentally injure myself too! I'm just that dangerous.... >:}

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