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Hahaha, the no skating part of today sucked a**! But the rest of it was coolio! Ahahaaaa dialogue, now? Yes?

In Karrot's room watching That 70's Show!
Me- Dude, I wish we had like a basement like Eric's house.
Karrot- I have a crawl space under the kitchen. But that place is full of pipes. I imagine it would be uncomfurtable.
Me- Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh. Ahaha, you know, when I was in Vegas with what's-her-name, uuuhhhhmmmm.................
Karrot- Teena?
Me-Nope.
Karrot- Aubrey?
Me- Noooo
Karrot- Chelsea? Carmen? Amber? Gina? Lori? Kevyn?
Me- It started with an A.
Karrot- Amanda? Adrian? A.J.? Ally? One of the Kennings?
Me- YEAH!!! Kennings!!!

Karrot- the chick who's fur serial in love with carrot-top??
Me- Yup.
Karrot- And?
Me- Well that banner thing fur that dude is still on that one hotel, the green one--
Karrot- MGM?
Me- Correct, ma'am!
Karrot- ..... Mmkay?
Me- So anyways, she was like 'Holy. s**t. Is that dude still here?' and I was like 'I don't know. I don't follow the dude everywhere he goes, man.'
Karrot- Is this gonna like, lead to anything important?
Me- Yup. So she was like 'grrrr, you SHOULD know this.' and I'm like "you love the dude, which is disgusting, why don't you know this?' and she says 'duuuuhhh, I was in Ohio fur the past two months.' Then it went quiet and then i told her 'you know, this reminds me of a joke that me, Charlie, Edie, and Berry made about him being Karrot's soul mate 'cause both of their names are carrot, you know?'
Karrot- Yes, because a steroid-taking, 40 year-old-virgin is SO my dream guy. That's very lovely, though gag-me-with-a-spoon material.
Me- Ain't it? Anyways, so she's like "wait, but Karrot's name is Kaitlyn? I'm confused." She's ******** confused at this!!!!! And I'm like 'yes, and my name is Winnie, shocker! No, it's a joke, man. Karrot, Carrot-top. Soul mates. Get it?' At this point her mother's like laughing her ******** a** off and Kennings STILL doesn't get it. So I slapped her and then we almost got into an accident because her mom was laughing so hard. It was scary but hilarious!
Karrot- Fuuuhhhhh, you don't know how many times my tummy turned at that joked. Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyy!!! TT.TT
Me- HA! I win. : 3
Karrot-What was the ******** point of that????
Me- To make you sick to your stomach. And it wooooooorked!
Karrot- You are such a b***h. But I love you anyway!
Me- Exaca-tacka-lay!
Karrot- Changing the subject so I don't literally get sick.... I can't figure out who I'm most like, Hide, Kelso, or all five of them?
Me- Hmmmmmmm. I'm gonna say Hide. Because I'm Jackie. And Willy's Fez. Drake is Kelso........... Actually, I think you're both Hide AND Kelso, man. 'Cause you have your Kelso moments. Hahaha like if he can't use words he doesn't understand everything would be quiet, haha, that's you!
Karrot- Right???Noice, noice! I'm both! I feel special.
Me- You are special. And why the hell are you still wearing jackets?!?!?! It's ******** June!!!!!
Karrot- Yeah and it's freezing!
Me- Why must you have heating deficentcies?!?!?! (sp??)
Karrot- 'Cause I lived in the desert fur 13 ******** years!!!!!!
Me- ..... Oh yeah! Well..... I've lived in uhhh..... equal or lesser climates fur 13 years!!!!!
Karrot- Oh-kay! Haha
Me- You what? We should make our own little comedy show thing.
Karrot- Like one of those little reality shows?
Me-Yeah, yeah. Like those!
Karrot- As long as we're not like, on stage. I will die.
Me- Karrot can't die! That's a bad thing! I will no longer have a wife!!!!
Karrot-Oh speaking of marriage, I now have a wife.
Me- I thought I was your wife?
Karrot- You're my husband.
Me- Oh yeah, who is it?
Karrot- Jude. He was all like, I need to complete my marriange triangle. Will you be my husband?
Me- Hahaha, so did he give you the mood ring?
Karrot-No, I got this at a little rock shop in Kanab. The female parental and her friend wanted to do street-side shopping. He didn't give me anything. It was over facebook.
Me- Ahhhhh facebook. Much love.
Karrot- Right?
Me-So, he's like, my brother in-law, right?
Karrot-Yup yup.
Me- Sweeeeet. So back to our show, what should we name it?
Karrot-hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Two Teenagers and a Camera?
Me- Ahahaaaaa totally.
Karrot- Noice noice.
Me- Ahaha, we should like, have it about like interviewing people and talking s**t about celebs, yes? And you cooking! Because your pastries are ******** delicious!
Karrot- And catching people doing embarrasing things? I think so!
Me- Ka-chow!!! Pound it!
Karrot- Haha, oh yeah!!!!
Me- Blow it up?? Yes?
Karrot- No.
Me- sad days!!!
Karrot- Dude this ******** ring is turning my finger green!!!!!
Me- Fur serial?
Karrot- So fur serial! Look!
Me- Holy s**t! Is it 'cause of the metal?
Karrot- I guess so. I have to like, paint this s**t with nail polish.
Me- That happened to me with a little fake ring that I had. I just threw away 'cause I thought it was gonna kill me.
Karrot- That's what I thought the first time that I saw it was dying my finger a different colour, and then I googled it. I'm just reacting to the metal, which like, copper i think? or some cheap steel type.
Me- Awwwe. I regret throwing out my ring now.
Karrot- Buy a new one?
Me- Yeeeaaah. I'll do that when I get back to Reno.
Karrot- I'm sure your ring is nice and safe in like dump or on some hobo's hand.
Me- Yeah. I probably made a hobo very happy.
Karrot- Exactly.

Haha, our conversations!!!! Gotta love em!

Song of the Day; June 19, 2011: Run Devil Run - Ke$ha. <333