My dad (step dad) is a sergeant for the police department. Big, scary muscular man. My mom works as a criminalist and she tests evidence from crime scenes. When I got my first email account when I was 13, I didn't know how to block people. So I got weird messages all the time from yucky guys looking for chicks. I would always show my parents and we would just laugh about it.
Well, there was this one dude who sent an extra gross message with weird pictures of wolves. He said he was an alpha male looking for an alpha female or something. Of course, I showed my parents. They really wanted to retaliate, so they got out their best weapons. My mom held a sword and my step dad held a shotgun. They made scary faces and posed for a picture, which they sent to the guy with a long letter about how they had the ability to hunt him down and would do so if he ever sent me mail again. That picture is now framed above their kitchen sink.
Alli~Monae II · Sun Aug 14, 2011 @ 04:40pm · 1 Comments |