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Frequently Asked Questions
Stop by here if you really think of some dumb bullshit about me.
Q: Is Lucario your favorite Pokemon?
A: Yes.
Q: Are you gay?
A: ******** no! (and I'm not bisexual either).
Q: Are you a furry?
A: Two words: ******** no.
Q: Why the hell do you think Lucario is better than Mewtwo?
A: Because he's a better character in Brawl than Mewtwo in Melee, his controls are more fluent, his fighting style is interesting, etc...
Q: Why do you like Lucario in general?
A: Cause he's pretty cool. A decent Pokemon to use in the games (with crappy defense being the only downside), and I liked the eighth Pokemon movie which starred him. What? Were you expecting me to say something dirty/sexual about him? Like I said, I'm not gay, nor am I a furry.
Q: If your not a furry, why the hell are you cosplaying as Lucario?
A: The first intention was because I did it for the hell of it. About five months later, I decided to go out of it, because I got sick and tired of people making dumb assumptions that I'm a gay furry. But after I did that, a few people in the Pokeforum were disappointed into me, because I wasn't in the cosplay anymore, because I wanted the haters to shut the hell up about it. But then, by (not so) popular demand, I went back into that cosplay, and made those few people happy, but like always, I still got people making wild assumptions that I'm gay, a furry, or both.
A wild Haxorus appeared!
Q: Why do you think Lucario is an "overhated" Pokemon?
A: I believe he isn't overrated, I don't count all those furfags as actual fans, because they love him for the wrong reasons, and I only know a several people in the Pokeforum that like Lucario for valid reasons. If anything, Pikachu, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Zoroark, all Eeveelutions (typically Umbreon), and Charizard are more overrated than Lucario.
Q: Are you a Brony?
A: Yes, but not the kind of brony who takes the show way too seriously.
Q: Who is best pony?
A: Derpy Hooves.
Q: Can you go burn in hell for me, please?
A: Maybe someday.
Q: BOOO, YOUR OBSESSION WITH LUCARIO IS BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!
A:
BECAUSE THAT'S NOT A ******** QUESTION.
Q: Why do losers like you like Pokemon? It's so dumb!
A: Because we do, and it has been a part of our lives since the late 90's?
Q: i kno u dont play runescape anymor so can i hav ur runescape password?
A: Nope.
Q: Do you like waffles?
A: Yes, same with pancakes, and french toast.
Q: You're still a noob for liking such a horrible excuse of a Pokemon, you know that?
A: b***h, I LIVE IN A ********' TRASH CAN!
Q: Wait... You live in a trash can?
A: Nope, I live in a giant wooden box known as a house.
Q: Will you battle me? Here's my friend code: XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
A: No.
Q: Will you join my furry guild? You would definitely be the head of the Lucario fans there, because your avatar really turned me on!
A: 
Q: Can you give us an example of your average Lucario hater in the Pokeforum?
A: 
Watch as I get shitloads of hatemail for this, because it's somewhat false, but most people's excuse for hating on Lucario is "he's overrated" yeah, like that excuse hasn't been used like almost a billion times now.
Q: Does this turn you on? *lucario_yaoi_hentai.jpg*
A: 
NIGHTMARES FOR A WEEK, HERE I COME.
Steam has finished downloading Brain Bleach Amnesia: The Dark Descent Demo
Q: DEATH TO ALL FURRIES!! DEATH TO ALL BRONIES!! DEATH TO ALL LUCARIO LOVING FURFAGS!! DEATH TO ALL ********!! DEATH TO AMEDIKA!! DEATH TO AMEDIKA!!
A: Whoa! Calm down, Osama! Just because I'm a brony who also likes Lucario, that doesn't mean you need to throw a fit about it, sheesh! Also, dogs and ponies don't turn me on, now piss off.
More answers to come... maybe
 dumb lucario · Thu Mar 29, 2012 @ 09:43pm · 0 Comments |
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